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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Everyone clapped. Someone handed over a hundred dollar bill. The name of that Bill? (Bill Clinton/Benjamin Franklin/Albert Einstein)

  • fuckin yeah yakuake. great choice

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  • "Also, looking at my bank account has me saying "Oh My" and not in the good way."

  • more like deathstyle.

  • hey, he got to finish the sentence. It was fucking hilarious that the shooter waited and made it seem like that line was the final straw

  • go say it to the conservatives

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  • the same company that sold drm mp3s,sold a licence to be able to load programs of your own choosing to your own phone, forced itunes to your computer to use your mp3 player, and a bunch of other more shit?

    no. really? I'm acting astonished.

  • seriously how. I have no idea where the fucking profile configs go, I followed the instructions on the debian wiki and duplicated my login screen in a shittier resolution.

    The best "solution" I have is dumping this into the games command line on steam, but it STILL uses the intel grfx card as well as the nvidia one. playing videos for more than 5 mins overheats the intel processor while the nvidia one does fucking nothing

    __NV_PRIME_RENDER_OFFLOAD_PROVIDER=NVIDIA-G0 __GLX_VENDOR_LIBRARY_NAME=nvidia __VK_LAYER_NV_optimus=NVIDIA_only

    How the fuck do I use this?

    EDIT : The below doesn't work.

    I'm thinking about following these instructions to disable a pci device, but i'm scared of bricking this fucking computer (again) and wasting another weekend re-installing the os instead of working on projects

    https://gist.github.com/pjobson/9e5f7349cf4f28bc82f82ea980047778

    I get two fucking folders presented when I scan for the PCI folder :

     
        
    lspci
    00:00.0 Host bridge: Intel Corporation Xeon E3-1200 v6/7th Gen Core Processor Host Bridge/DRAM Registers (rev 05)
    00:01.0 PCI bridge: Intel Corporation 6th-10th Gen Core Processor PCIe Controller (x16) (rev 05)
    00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation HD Graphics 630 (rev 04)
    
    
      

     
        
     ls -la /sys/bus/pci/devices | grep 00:02.0 
    lrwxrwxrwx 1 root root 0 Feb 18 02:53 0000:00:02.0 -> ../../../devices/pci0000:00/0000:00:02.0
    lrwxrwxrwx 1 root root 0 Feb 18 02:53 0000:02:00.0 -> ../../../devices/pci0000:00/0000:00:1c.0/0000:02:00.0
    
    
      

    EDIT :

     
             00:1c.3 PCI bridge: Intel Corporation 100 Series/C230 Series Chipset Family PCI Express Root Port #4 (rev f1)
    
      
  • I keep thinking about this but not getting to a decent universaly transferrable amount because I am in a bizarre situation of being the sole breadwinner with wife and child, but not paying rent, but having ongoing medical expenses.

    But fuck it , "live comfortably" as a single person? Let's just ballpark it to 100k UYU monthly. Maybe more, maybe less.

    Good luck with the kid!

  • So... squidbillies?

  • holy fuck, it's basically the time I followed a tutorial for generating "a witch" for AI art, and ended up with a horribly mangled MTG card

  • I posted about this last week :

    https://lemmy.world/post/42963753/22068707

    reminds me of the time I went on sabbatical just around the timeframe of the annual reviews.

    I went into the meeting with my manager, let him know I fixed the automations I committed to fixing, and that I wasn’t coming back after my holiday, and that I was going on a sabbatical. His face was blank, silent and still for a bit, and felt like in his mind he had a stack of paper he was going to talk about, which he then threw into the air.

    Felt good man.

  • Assert(Expected, actual) ; // ?

  • Great, not only did my horrid joke get validation based on your hilarious reply, now I'm trying to imagine germans causing problems at open source gatherings with open suse towels

  • Here's where I'd make a shitty comment if I could remember any german I spent 5 years studying.

    Nimm dein Handtuch und fahr zurück nach Deutschland

    EDIT: This joke was more offensive than funny, I'm sorry. IDK. I'm leaving it up just so I can be ashamed of it.

  • Looking at my dad's bald ass head, and having tried a shaved head while I was younger, there is no fear. I even do it in cycles of growing my hair out down to my shoulders and getting sick of it and starting a new cycle.

    Also, just like with Nick Fury and Co helping me not give a shit about my white sides, Picard ad Co got my back for going bald, if it happens.

    Give it a try before it happens to acclimatise yourself to the idea.

  • Antique Memes Roadshow @lemmy.world

    Oh god how did I post here I am not good with computer

  • Music @lemmy.world

    Otis McDonald : Scarlet Fire

  • Music @lemmy.world

    Madness - The Liberty Of Norton Folgate (Ska/pop/storytelling) I feel homesick

  • Music @lemmy.world

    FAT32 - Hard Drive (Genre : I have no idea. Noisy Keyboard and drums duo)

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    A Debt Owed to the Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Stewart Lee's rule on immigrants

    vimeo.com /437542256
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Lettuce resigns rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Jazz for blue sharks rule

  • Chess @lemmy.ml

    Ding's depression is still real.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Saaataaa ruledaaagiii

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    MFRULE

  • AnarchyChess @sopuli.xyz

    Repost : In honor of Ding getting Gukeshed, and seeing Pentala in the list of seconds

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Frankie Boyle's rule on Thatcher's Funeral

  • Chess @lemmy.ml

    Pretty puzzle

    lichess.org /training/USley
  • Everett True Comics @midwest.social

    Live action Everett True

  • Chess @lemmy.ml

    Move order gets picked up as different openings in lichess - spoilers for today's chessle

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Rule Regularly Happens - Georgia, USA

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/'No_Way_to_Prevent_This,'_Says_Only_Nation_Where_This_Regularly_Happens
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Why is the Rule gone?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Mood during performance reviews rule

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Do flat earthers think other planets are flat? All of them or some of them? Are stars (including and excluding the sun) flat too?