Bank: “Sir, you have an overdue balance of $800.” Me: “I hear that you feel that way, but I’m currently setting emotional boundaries around unverified numbers.”

Did you at least report yourself to yourself for creating a hostile work environment in your own living room?

​i already scheduled a 1-on-1 synergy meeting with his mom tonight. we are going to aggressively restructure his family tree.

be me use dark psychology to break manager’s mind take his wallet someone calls it a greentext mfw Richard is still in a coma

​I already did. He just stared at the wall and mumbled something about Q3 projections. The reprogramming is almost complete.

Yes but without fucking my mom

Hhhhh not yet

Why?

Ok i will buy it

You didn’t understand what i mean