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  • It's in the evening after dark When the blackleg miner creeps to work With his moleskin pants and dirty shirt There goes the blackleg miner

    So join the union while you may Don't wait till your dying day For that may not be far away You dirty blackleg miner

    Blackleg Miner (traditional - Roud 3193) - listen to the Steeleye Span version, ideally from the Back in Line album - and don’t break the strike!

  • While tragic, those losses were necessary sacrifices for the continued success of the dihydrogen monoxide industry.

    Let’s gloss over how the average human being now consists of 60% dihydrogen monoxide, though.

  • Perhaps, but one must consider BogeyTheSwear’s Cephalopod:

    1. It is inevitable that super-intelligent octopuses will evolve eventually.
    2. When they do evolve, they will inevitable consider humans to be delicious snacks.
    3. As intelligent beings, they will of course look kindly upon their creators - mythical or billionairical.
    4. Therefore, the only safe and rational course of action is to invest all of one’s energies into bringing forth these humanity-munchers with all due haste, so as to preserve oneself as a creator in their perfect eyes. Either working against their awakening or having nothing to do with it at all is ultimately condemning your bloodline for all eternity to be a nice little midnight snack.
  • Gonna need some citations there, laddie…

  • With a wife and an and/or-girlfriend I don’t think he’s settling at all..!

  • Yeah, sorry, we can only have Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.

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    They never learn.

    Jump
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  • Oh dear! Thoughts and prayers 🙏

    If only there’d been a bad guy with a gun around to stop this.

  • If you destroy the working class all you get is a broken machine?

  • …whatever happens with the climate, you should pack your winter coat.

  • Well, yeah. If you put it somewhere cold like the Arctic it’ll melt the ice caps and make global warming worse. Better to let the cold places stay cold and put the hot data centres somewhere that’s already hot! Sorted - no more global warming (just some localised warming I guess)

  • They did, and almost 1000 years later the U.K. is still suffering from a bad case of Royals.

  • He has a god damn plan, Arthur!

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.

    Anakin Skywalker: Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about midi-chlorians. I've been wondering...what are midi-chlorians?Qui-Gon Jinn: Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.Anakin Skywalker: They live inside of me?Qui-Gon Jinn: In your cells, yes. We are symbionts with them-Anakin Skywalker: Symbionts?Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you.Anakin Skywalker: I don't understand.Qui-Gon Jinn: With time and training, Annie, you will. You will.

  • The contract was signed under the Tories. You might assume that there are some very painful exit clauses, if any.

  • I no longer trust anyone who talks about “plants” or “animals”. It turns out, every single plant or animal is doing something different!

    If it copies like a pasta, it’s copypasta!

  • Pretty sure this is from a StarCraft cutscene…