I’ll have 3 plants, 1 mushroom, and 1 butt-showing dog please (although is he incompatible with the mushroom?).

Every non German speakers get a tickle when they understand one. I feel like I’m part of a secret circle when I do

Oooouuuh my god I really rwally love it.it makes me all fuzzy and I want to be there.

When we were kids and on holidays, my parents got into a really heated argument about the name of a jam’s brand. My mom “it’s Hero!”, dad " no, it’s Delicia!". They were both so adamant, it put a real damp on the entire vacation. Finally back home they went straight to the pantry to check out the name of the jam that was called Hero Delicia. Yeah… that was dumb.

Il est où le cu-cul, elle est où la té-tête?

Why not try words with the most letters you haven’t used yet since you’ve already got 4 of 5?

I don’t know if this would solve your gripe with online payments, but most banks let’s you create a virtual cc that you can delete right after your payment.

I love pooping cats’ faces

This cannot be our world today… this cannot be it

These winks and that face came at the most auspicious time on my scroll…

Now don’t go hate on frozen veggies, they did nothing wrong

Pooper, Church, Will? That’s a very interesting mix

That’s a mouse! I thought it was a koala.

Panda Lux (Swiss German or rather German from Switzerland): https://youtu.be/oJrjzw7iYHQ

I just moved my veggie patch in a sunnier spot (silly me put it in a sunny winter spot but covered in shade in summer). So I’m gonna try again this year hoping for better results: eggplants, okra, olé cucumbers, zucchinis, fennel.

I have an herb bed with different type of basil, cilantro, a volunteer pomegranate tree that I hope will grow some more, white and forest strawberries.

I’m gonna try again and again dill… So far no luck here though.

I used to live in Oregon where everything was growing so easily… now here in Italy, I can’t grow anything to save my life besides tulips, which are.really pretty but won’t feed me much.

His hair!!

Sometimes employees would have to pay a few dollars to wear casual items

I’m sorry, what?

Potatoes are A ok against scurvy (unlike eggs alone who can come along for the ride though, because hash brown and fried eggs, yum)

Awww, the bee story :')…

I’d love to do that too but haven’t found yet. The closest I’m getting this year is saving amphibians during their migration period (which starts soon).

He loves to “work” with me.