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Shapillon the Skaven

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  • The second stomach ig? 👍

  • People barf from binge eating stuff? :o

  • I tried explaining to a SO why stappling bread to trees was funny or why "Cat." was peak humor.

    I don't think I've ever seen someone questioning my sanity and theirs by association this clearly in any other conversation.

  • dies from cringe

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  • Oh no there's a bear in my bed!

  • "The young ones are lacking conservative quality that we had" - Every old cohort going back through time

    Ah the duality of humans :p

  • That they will burn in hell all the people there.

    Which is weird on top of the cruelty. Judaism doesn't have a hell like Christianity does.

  • It's more of a Polish grudge funny though.

    Poland has a bit of a history with Russia too.

  • It reminds me of an old Polish joke:

    A Pole finds a magic lamp, strokes it, and a genie comes out.

    "I will grant you three wishes. They can be anything your heart desire."

    "I wish for the Mongols to invade Poland!'

    "Ok? It is done"

    The Mongol hordes sweep through Poland, ransack the country, then go back the way they came.

    "I am ready for my second wish. I want the Mongols to invade Poland again!"

    "Are you sure? I can give you anything your heart wishes."

    "Yes. I am sure"

    The Mongols come again, do some more pillaging, and return home.

    "And now for my third wish. I want the Mongol hordes to invade Poland a third time."

    "Are you really sure?"

    "Yes."

    "Okay. Before I grant you your wish, would you mind explaining me why you would want that not once but thrice?"

    "It's very simple: Whenever the Mongols come to Poland they have to cross Russia twice!"

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  • They straight up remove the front part of your head.

  • Is it coca cola with extra hair?

  • Which is why being Trump's foe ain't a bad thing.

  • Exactly.

  • Trudeau kinda is one of Trump's foes though, isn't he?

  • I want to read this post in a more positive light.

    This is how the whole interaction is supposed to happen with no innuendos or anything implied: ask for cat, get cat.

    But it might not be what OOP intended.

  • America, the well known reliable friend of democracy and liberty lmao

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  • Gee I wonder why.

  • Pretty much every damn thing is political.

    "it's just politics" is such an empty statement.