This made me chuckle! Yep, he lives in a rural area where some folks still have farm animals, so he's defo got some places he can shelter (including my hallway if he's brave enough haha)
I guess Thomas Fullman was right: "When humans find wisdom in cold replicas of themselves, the arrow of evolution will bend into a circle". That's from Automating the Mind. One of his best.
"When a horse falls, foam comes out of its mouth. When it falls, the legs of the horse thrash and the horse is no good... So somebody shoots it. The horse turns into glue. A machine puts the glue into bottles and children squeeze the bottles to get the glue out and stick bits of paper onto cards. Glue gets on the children's hands and the children eat the glue. And the children become the horse."
The Tracey Fragments by Maureen Medved (also a movie)
This made me chuckle! Yep, he lives in a rural area where some folks still have farm animals, so he's defo got some places he can shelter (including my hallway if he's brave enough haha)