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Musician and filmmaker UK/EU

Frontman & only writer of No Outlines

Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon

  • 6am I am sitting with my half-adopted stray by the heater cause I don't have a cat door and he panics if he wants to leave and I'm not there to open the door

    It's -1°C outside so I have to do this... until I get the right gear

  • I am horrified 😂

  • I remember collecting the first gen stickers. Good times

  • I can be a pokemon if she needs me to?

  • Rats! My penis has been snubbed once more!

  • The disparity between red and blue states keeps growing...

    For anyone from Arkansas: disparity means contrast

    (I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I know our Arkansas blue dots here on Lemmy aren't dummies)

  • “Accuse your opponent of what you are guilty of yourself" as per every toddler ever

    No joke

  • Country McCountryface

  • Joke's on you, buddy. At least I have an award

  • I know a dude with a PhD in Computer Science who's far-right and his sister is a psychiatrist who thinks conversion therapy works lol lmao

  • Fun in the dark with an OS you've just met. Oh my, how saucy!

  • That socks

    EDIT: I sincerely apologize to anyone who has read my comment and I will now be leaving.

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  • Does it say what kind of DNA or... ?

  • It goes without saying that Trump, who is friends with that communist Mamdani would want to make America more like the USSR /s

  • Ain't nothing but a heartache

  • Nope. Trump says it's the Gulf of America so...

    Yogi is now Yogi THE Bear

    Tit for tat

    Also, Lays' chips are now Walkers crisps

    We're taking this thing over!

  • This comment section goes to weird places, man.

  • Actually, yes. Fuck Yellowstone and fuck Yogi the Bear. I'm gonna go ahead and hate everything in the US and everything in China. EU rules, other places drool! Downvote me if and you dare! I've got a baguette and I'm not afraid to use it!

  • Before Trump, America had democracy and no trains

    Now it has no trains and no democracy

  • Aside from work, most of the talking I do at home is joking around with my cat. He has no idea what the fuck is going on but I crack myself up and he meows his little heart out like he's watching John Mulaney