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I'm just this guy, you know?

  • He didn't lose shit. Square footage is what matters, not people.

  • The top post in music is Alice Cooper's "Guilty"

  • President Biden’s campaign spokesman said Trump’s conviction shows “no one is above the law.” “There is still only one way to keep Donald Trump out of the Oval Office: at the ballot box,”

    That's fucking terrifying

  • Well that didn't take long.

  • I'm less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they'll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome

  • A big one is that pregnancy and child birth SUUUUUCK. Women finally have the ability to avoid it entirely, and I don't blame them.

  • You dodged three bullets, bro. If a woman gets turned off by asking then she's either not into you or she wants you to chase her, and both should be deal-breakers.

  • I'd think it would be common sense not to be driving when you have a court appearance. I'd put on at least a collared shirt and a tie and take the call from a quiet place where there's nothing else going on.

  • 🇺🇸 And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free" 🦅

  • Code 50 lines and whaddaya get?

    Another day older and deeper in debt.

    Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go

    I owe my soul to the private equity group who owns my house.

  • If a woman has a problem with me asking if I can touch her then I probably don't want to.

  • You're getting almost as jaded as I am. Welcome to the club! We have punch but it's bitter like our hearts

    1. Pay people a penny per pound for collecting plastic waste
    2. Pass this fee along to plastic producers
  • Southern country-themed restaurant chain Cracker Barrel, with over 660 locations nationwide, has seen a significant decline in customers, losing more than 16 per cent in just four years

    I wonder how much COVID contributed to that.

  • I don't have any resources but my Volvo has a long, low hood and a heavily padded engine cover

  • We can't have pop-up headlights because of pedestrian safety, but you can buy a 5,000 pound vehicle that does 0-60 in three seconds and has a hood level with most people's heads because that's totally safe for pedestrians.

  • I can tell you're not from the US because I didn't encounter derivatives until 12th grade