Man, three body problem is such a good show! I cannot wait for the second season and I just got the books

My dad installed a urinal in his bathroom. He loved it and never regretted the installation.

Two words for me. Read. Receipts. I have found that someone will inevitably text me and say, “why didn’t you respond?” Fucker. You texted me. Want me to actually engage with you? Call me. Otherwise you’re now at my mercy.

I prefer calling because it’s easy to silence and just let it go to VM if I am busy. Call back immediately and that’s usually a sign of being needed.

I fucking hated having roommates. Our house had two kitchens and you’d think that would solve a lot of the issues… Nope. Cat litter box. Garage. Shared backyard. Everything that could be mistreated, or used improperly, was.

I would gladly tickle your nutsack with my mustache

Limon pepino or cucumber melon is the best and I will NEVER call that green

I grew up in the boat of not ever expecting any type of inheritance. Then my dad remarried and it is a thing, and that discussion that makes me really uncomfortable. I am in the first camp. I don’t feel any sense of ownership or entitlement to that money.

She wants to go on a fancy trip to Bali? Good for her.

New car? Awesome.

He raised me, that was his responsibility. He did a great job and that’s all I needed.

I am sure there will be something left but I’m not hedging all of my bets on it. Work bonus stays with me, though.

I’m sorry if this is worded weirdly; my dad passed away two years ago and I am still getting used to the past tense.

Nah I had trouble as well. I don’t like having to adopt an altered mindset to read something.

Even on a man, nice nipples are the piece of the pie.

I think you’re onto something here.

Per the CDC

Use your preferred water temperature – cold or warm – to wash your hands. Warm and cold water remove the same number of germs from your hands. The water helps create soap lather that removes germs from your skin when you wash your hands. Water itself does not usually kill germs; to kill germs, water would need to be hot enough to scald your hands.

If you’re like me and hate warm water

Love your veins

And thank goodness you are :)

I don’t think it is

There is also an unofficial Facebook page for Dominos Ethiopia

I refuse to acknowledge the cold weather until shit starts freezing. Then, only then, will I put on a vest.

Nice mesh shorts, slut

I always start chewing gum before a licensing exam. Minty gum and not fruit gum. It also helps me concentrate and eat less. When I was skinny skinny I chewed gum like a candy kid and worked retail.

Lol @ Brazilianese. Language is Portuguese. Or sometimes Brazilian Portuguese. It always sounds Russian meets Spanish to me.

I’m developing a crush on the flamingo for some reason.