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ScrollerBall

@ ScrollerBall @lemmy.world

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  • Never a dull moment (reprise)

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  • Never a dull moment (reprise)

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  • Why would it be harder to keep them flat? Regardless of one-sided or two sided, you should be giving your stone a few passes with a flattener before sharpening.

  • Would you look at the time

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  • Then put your little hand in mine...

  • Morale is plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports

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  • "Sometimes hanger is the greatest enemy of all." - Stephen Colbert (Digital Dean of Students)

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  • For all you care, our holo-record could be Rom farting on a snare drum.

  • The best part of the season!

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  • You're missing part of this meme

  • Russia plans to build a nuclear power plant on the moon in the next few years

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  • Seems a bit ambitious for a country that has yet to even land successfully on the moon.

  • Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening [OC]

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  • But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

  • Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening [OC]

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  • Galileo Figaro,

  • How did I get here?

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  • let the water hold me down

  • Union dues

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  • Dental plan...

  • Replace One Word In A Star Trek Quote With Sausage

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  • Q: "You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The sausage never ends"

  • sorry sir, that's all you can eat

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  • What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

  • The Turing test has been inverted.

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  • You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

  • why are her paws detached

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  • I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

    And my cat paws were missing again

    This happens all the time, they're detachable

    Detachable cat paws....

  • May all your socks be damp

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  • Road Rage

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  • But the plural of Jedi is Jedi.

  • Cat shenanigans

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  • Had this same thing happen to me in a very small apartment. Not everyone has an option to remodel or choose an apartment big enough for this not to be an issue. Sometimes you're just stuck with a shitty design.

  • It shall be done

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  • Incandescent light bulbs are the best

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Get This Klingon a Puppers

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Captain Jellicle is suspicious that Rum Tum Tugger has been spying for the Cardassians

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ScrollerBall @lemmy.world

    Jort-y La Forge