clown people.

My wife makes cheesy af posts like this all the time. Sorry your love life is so shit.

Close all of them now. Do it. I double dog dare you to do it. Rip that bandage off. You dont need them, you haven’t for months.

Sailors, not soldiers.

Can’t speak for the conditions of an ICE center, but I can confirm this is standard treatment for a carrier.

And carriers get it good too, theyre much more supplied and maintained than the small boys in the surrounding defensive fleet. After all, thats where any visiting admiral stays.

I remember weeks of dried up old sausages (rat turds) for meals. My LPO was salty af guy, brought his own rice cooker aboard for our shop. Very illegal. But we turned those shitty sausages into something decent with some rice and curry mixes. Other times youre eating unfrotsted cinnamon pop tarts every day. Surviving on sugar carb pastries and spearmint skoal.

Throw in all the other problems, broken heads, dirty clothes…

oh, and youre working ~10-14 hour days, 7 days a week. When they say they haven’t hit a shore leave in 250 days, they mean they’ve been working for 250 days straight, 12 hours a day, no days off. There’s no weekends when youre deployed.

that’s… insane… why? how do you even find anything?

I mean, didnt he? He just put out an executive order to attack birthright citizenship immediately after and in response to the supreme court upholding that its a constitutional right. He doesnt give af what courts say, or the law says.

It’s time for

Scaramucci 2

the tariffs that, again, the courts already ruled were unconstitutional. Trump doesn’t have the authority to levy taxes/tariffs. And yet, he keeps ordering tariffs around for bullshit national security reasons.

I don’t understand people who just leave tabs open… like… bookmarks people. Why are you just running up ram usage leaving tabs open? And that’s ignoring the clutter of trying to find a tab when you have a bunch open.

I keep like… 5 tabs open max.

We got an oven that has a stone fire pizza mode on it. It gets the stone up to 750F. Cooks our homemade pizzas in ~2 minutes. It’s awesome.

K

Are you married to my wife? Are we a throuple now?

Dude, its parts dont wear out. Obviously. In this economy? Having a car that will not wear and break down is thousands saved. Plus, eliminating the anxiety of the possibility of massive unforseen repair bills.

After that… the bread I guess?

Not just expensive, but also impossible to get timely appointments. Worse for those that dont have flexible schedules.

Family has moderately okay insurance. We already met our OOP max a couple months ago. Its literally free at this point for me to go to the doctor…

but what’s this? Oh, the only appointments are 3 months out from now? Oh and you dont book appointments that far out? Oh, so I need to try and call back next month and try again then? Cool. Coolcoolcool.

Guess Ill just fucking die.

he has been held to account. He already spoke on it. Yet that’s not stopping the outrage mob needing a villain to shovel out rage content for clicks.

Because at this point, with this comic, it’s not about holding him to account. That’s done. At this point, it’s farming for clout. Tying to dunk on a man with decades of charity and education because it might get a few likes.

that’s textbook moving the goal posts…

“person should have done A”

person did A

“nono, I said A but I meant my standard of A, which is B”

You’re just here to engage in bad faith bullshit. You act like some authority on the matter while having to prove nothing. Nothing will appease this made up bar you set because you already have a foregone conclusion. If anyone manages to meet these conditions, you raise it. Meanwhile couch it all with a tone of pseudo intellectual with a holier than thou attitude (see: redditor).

All you really are is a slimy manipulative concern troll.

okay, but now try to imagine trump running at all. Let alone running and trying to kick something.

Why are we still fucking doing this? It has been proven time and time again, this vaccines/autism link does not exist.

Last year it was Tylenol… who the fuck is all this in service to? Like, where is the money trail? At least that would make sense. It would be corrupt, but I expect that, and it would at least make sense…

I genuinely do not understand wtf is the point of this anti-vaxxx posturing with this admin. It’s fucking bonkers.

and eggs too? wtf, had to go look that up to verify it. And yep… eggs too. We’re so fucked.