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Miles O'Brien

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Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I've spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don't ask who what's in the pattern buffer.

  • 127th Ohio Infantry, the first African-American regiment raised in Ohio, US Civil War, 1863

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  • o7

    Go gettem', men.

  • The old witch was lucky, I'll give her that

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  • Honestly the only way to ensure nothing bad is ever caused by a human, we need to eradicate the species.

  • wth guys

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  • I've seen the joke, just not in this format with tumblr.

    Still gave me a chuckle.

  • This little light of mine...

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  • While I had a chuckle at the comic, it's a little too close to "be less gay and you won't be picked on" for comfort.

  • Dave Chappelle says his trans jokes 'went down well' at Saudi Arabia gig

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  • I'm sure the proud boys or kkk would love some of the racist jokes I've heard at work.

    I wonder how Chapel would appreciate them.

  • Public assemblies banned for 14 days across Sydney as police enforce new powers under protest laws

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  • "You do not have the right to complain but we're putting a nice bow of an excuse on it so it looks better" -Aussie government right now

  • ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't

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  • Tons of people who "oppose" ice/SS kidnappings: "nooooooo we aren't there yet we can't do voilent things in response to systemic ongoing violence perpetrated by the government noooooooooo"

    "Concerning nonviolence: It is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself, when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks."

    -Malcolm X

    Same shit, different day.

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  • "'I have to sort my books!' she cried,

    With self-indulgent glee;

    With senseless, narcissistic pride:

    'I'm just so OCD!'

    'How random, guys!' I smiled and said,

    Then left without a peep -

    And washed my hands until they bled,

    And cried myself to sleep."

    -Poem for your Sprog

  • Jeffrey Epstein wrote in apparent suicide note to Larry Nassar that Donald Trump ‘shares our love of young, nubile girls’

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  • I feel like I need a shower after reading that.

    A hot one.

  • It's totally safe. What are you afraid of?

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  • Of course teleporters make a copy of the original.

    Unless there's a malfunction in the dilithium encabulator matrix, then it would make you some sort of vacant, soulless husk that traps people in pattern buffers for fun in order to try and feel something after multiple lifetimes of torture and pain....

    That never happens though.

  • Does anyone actually like... talk to extended family/relatives? Like an active effort to maintain relations and not just because of forced family gatherings?

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  • Honestly I barely talk to my immediate family, about 60/40 because we live under one roof, and most of our communication is just sharing memes anyway.

    The only relatives I care about are three democrats that realize capitalism is a problem and the rich are the true enemies of the people. The rest are all corpo-throating republicans.

    And even when I was younger and dumber/more "conservative" , I still didn't care to keep in touch with them. Just never really cared to.

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    Is such a thing even possible? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

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  • A lot of modern people who have no knowledge of how to stack rocks conclude ancient egyptians couldn’t possibly have stacked rocks because they themselves cannot stack rocks.

    Replace those bits with almost anything and it still works.

  • The White House ballroom will never be built

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  • I'm a big fan of "you paid us to remove your shit, you didn't pay us, here's your shit/equivalent of your shit back"

  • Please state the nature of your IT emergency

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  • Nothing ever happens

  • Dammit

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  • I mean, by then we had Ronald Reagan, so.....

    It's always been a joke.

  • Did you go to college, why or why not?

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  • Wanted to go to a trade school for welding when I was a teenager. Mother said no, because "you're going to college"

    I kept asking for help figuring out college stuff, mother kept saying "I'll help you tomorrow/next week when I have time" (she was technically a substitute teacher but usually worked 1 day/wk)

    Graduation came and went and I had no money saved up, no colleges looked at beyond what my limited googling skills could come up with, and absolutely no help from my parents with anything.

    Good news though, since my parents collectively made enough money, I didn't qualify for financial aid of any kind! Did I say good news? I meant bad.

    And of course my parents lived paycheck to paycheck and we got EBT or medicaid for most of my childhood.

    Now instead of an education or a trade that's in demand, I have depression and a shitty 15/hr job that is destroying my joints.

    Ain't life grand?

  • Did you go to college, why or why not?

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  • If he ever gloats about having a degree, I've had success with tossing back "in order for me to feel insulted, I would have to value your opinion"

    Its made two relatives block me and my mother in law call several relatives to cry and moan about how evil and manipulative I am because when she responded with multiple gigantic run-on paragraph/sentences in a row, I hit her with "lol. I ain't gonna read all that"

    People who take pleasure in how much better they believe their lives or decisions are typically can't stand it when someone else doesn't fucking care

  • I wonder what humans do when they’re not taking showers. And where does all this water come from? And how did I become sentient?

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  • Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was "Oh no, not again."

  • Trump orders 'blockade' of sanctioned oil tankers leaving, entering Venezuela

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  • Why would he do anything to negatively impact his handler's master? (I assume Put in doesn't handle trump himself...)