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RiceMunk

@ RiceMunk @sopuli.xyz

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  • Padme: How did you know my fetish?! I've only told about it to Ob... solutely no one.

  • A job well done

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  • Hey, that's unfair. He also figured out that if things push at each other, they get pushed.

  • Time is an unstoppable force

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  • Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

  • I know my purpose

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  • I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

  • I've come to the conclusion that I don't understand the Middle East

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  • Just according to keikaku

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    Russian manuals for sui**de

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  • I know pretty much zero russian, but I choose to read that the first bit of bold text there reads "Bacon".

    ...so, it checks out as a suicide manual. Death by bacon is pretty slow, though.

  • Percentages

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  • The annoying part is that there is no well-known notation for showing percentage points, so people use % for both percentages and percentage points.

  • Razzle Dazzle is so back

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  • And if not that, the RIAA missiles will intercept them mid-flight and then send a cease-and-desist missile back to the source.

  • CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1

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  • Snake rockmineral oil.

  • CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1

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  • Oh come on that's just nonsense. Let's stick to real science here please.

    All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.

  • Really?

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  • Holy shit. I just realised that the reason they're building the ELT is so they can mount it on a missile and shoot down an F-35 at some point.

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    gnipooP

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  • The best part about this is that it implies pooping makes a "pmooht" sound.

    ...which sounds pretty accurate tbh

  • Don’t fall for it

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  • Look at all the stuff in your house. That's not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.

    Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.

  • Am I insane?

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  • For bonus points shoot it into deep space. Maybe some alien civilization will run into it trillions of years from now.

  • Can I not be an adorable junkie

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  • I, too, am addicted to hemoglobin.

  • I wish I was this funny..

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  • Self-care Sunday

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  • Why do the tops of those trees look like people?

  • Fear

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  • Sometimes I look at the wide open sky and think "What if gravity suddenly reverses and I fall up into the sky and then space? That would be really dangerous."

  • Fear

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  • I'm mildly scared of railings overlooking lower floors and such, thinking "I would get seriously injured if I somehow accidentally lean over this railing so much that I flip over to the other side and fall down."