Regarding floaters - (sorry for the reddit link) https://www.reddit.com/r/EyeFloaters/wiki/index/the-pineapple-hoax/
If you could shoot lasers from your eyes I'm sure there'd be a way to monetize it into your day-to-day
This is a fun quote to bandy around but I'd argue when it comes to AI it's more that we're in the honeymoon phase. The platforms are building the user bases. Not to say aggressive monetization isn't just over the horizon.
Regarding floaters - (sorry for the reddit link) https://www.reddit.com/r/EyeFloaters/wiki/index/the-pineapple-hoax/