I’ve graduated from the Squidward school of hard knocks but Im trying to model myself as more of a Squilliam these days.

Any idea where the Squilliam School of Applied Fuckery is located?

Smoking weed and playing video games most of the day hasnt worked so far but im no quitter

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Neither the Republican controlled Congress nor the conservative SCOTUS will impeach Trump for overreaching or infringing on the Constitution

Counter point: they will remove him just after the two year mark once his usefulness-conflagration ratio has burned out and install president vance … for an entire fucking decade

Mostly the anger at having to pick a slightly less lethal poison election after election

The DNC went full mask off this year by not holding primaries. By campaining with the cheneys and pushing 10 year old GOP policies/talking points.

All they will learn from this is losing elections still lets you amass a “warchest” of one billion dollars

“If you have the ability to lead you have the obligation to. Because if you don’t you need to consider who will”

Better scream something at them right before:

“Hail Satan”

“My woke mind virus must spread”

“I bathe thee in communist red”

Y’know something along those lines

There is more than enough blame to go around to pin some on individuals

Garland deserves a loooot of blame

Biden does too

DeJoy does

Whomst ever decided campaining with the cheneys and advocating for 10 year old GOP policies/talking points instead of leftist economic policy deserves tons of blame

California should secede and kick off the great (terrible) balkanization of the formerly united states

NCR & The North East republic

Vs

Yeehawistan

Ravioli Ravioli let me leave the simuoli

Yes and people are much dumber

Less oxygen circulating around these days

You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives

My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9

Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me

Did you see Regis this morning?

Most people: 😨

Statisticians: 🤓

I wish i had a train of thought.

Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought

Bros 'tism yearns for the smithy

-ropenis?

Because after the xteenth time inviting myself to their plans its hard to convince myself im wanted around those people

Im more on the

“I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to”

Side of things