This.

Got any good alternatives?

Ripuarian franconian (i.e. west german around Cologne) does in fact have tones. I do sort of notice them, but i couldn’t name you an example of tonally differentiable homophones.

Sadly the only sources i could find are in german, but you can use google translate on them:

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripuarische_Dialekte https://www.regionalgeschichte.net/hunsrueck/sprache/hunsruecker-platt/10-sprachlaute-und-tonakzente/101-tonakzente.html

Hulk. Hulk has a PhD in nuclear physics.

i use duck.ai, if ever.

This thing is hilarious! German bureaucrats trying to describe american subculture. Where do you find such treasures?

I’m not sure i agree. Taking Nazi-Germany for example, i wouldn’t say it was a smart decision to stay for most people. It was basically suicide. Ok, the USA are different, but the fear is the same.

We need the support of the masses and looking at the liberals i’m not sure whether they’ll turn on us (insert “no, don’t trust the liberals. They’ll betray you”-meme here).

Sometimes one must fight and sometimes one must retreat to fight another day (see mao).

XMPP anyone? No?

Secondhand cigar smoke overdose.

'twas fedora for me. I switched after arch broke my browser and after a month of tinkering around i just gave up.