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  • Doublethink in the purest form

  • Yeah, it made the same amount of sense to us.

  • Aerosmith wrote a song with that line in it!

  • I used to love grey. And then sometime in the mid-2000's, automakers decided that they loved it too. And every damn vehicle on the road was grey.

    Then, we got a new CEO at work. And he thought our facilities needed a refresh, but shouldn't look "institutional".

    So every damn surface was painted grey with a darker shade of grey for the trim. It felt like I was working on a WW2 battleship. In black and white.

    Now I can't fucking stand it.

  • Their budget, like the military, won't get frozen IIRC. Something about being in the Defense Authorization Act I think.

  • Since due process is off the table, we've determined (without a trial) that you're not a citizen, and you're being deported to a country you've never been to, where they will imprison you at our request, and they don't speak any language you do.

    Why? Because we're ICE. Fuck you.

  • Someone watched "Toy Soldiers" and thought it was a documentary.

  • All good... I mistook the attribution of intent.

    But they'll just slow drip the release anyway, going back for more and more ransom if they do pay.

    I guess my thing is (not knowing the company from Adam) I'd assume they'd rather not have the kid's info released rather than simply not caring about it. Being hacked doesn't necessarily mean they're careless - I think that is what I was trying to convey.

    I'm almost solely responsible for cyber security at my job. I do my best, make the case for better protections, and secure things as best I can. If we got ransomwared, I'd be tempted to blow my head off. I have to get it right every single time. They have to get right or lucky just once.

  • My understanding of your first sentence in the first comment was that you were saying that the hackers were trying to 'intimidate the group (the company) into protecting the privacy of the children'.

    That is what I based my response on. If I misunderstand, I apologize. (also, I didn't down vote you, for what it's worth, I appreciate the sincerity).

  • Please don't try to whitewash these criminals as heroes in this story. They know their target, chose it deliberately and chose to release sensitive information about the victims of their own accord for their own gain.

    Doing cybersecurity 100% right 100% of the time is damn hard work. Anyone that says 'lol their security sucked, they deserved it' has no idea how much work it takes to keep not only a complex system free from compromise, but also keep the users from shooting themselves in the face and taking the network down with them.

  • Not nearly enough hyperbole in this launch announcement!

    "Today, we're announcing our most ambitious product we've ever assembled.

    Meet iRock, the most bold design you have experienced to store mass. This innovation from Apple engineers right here in Cupertino, America allows our users to skip across bodies of water, hold open doors, and even be a pet. <drones on for 20 more minutes expound g on the virtues of iRock>.

    Next up, iPaper, a revolutionary, breakthrough companion to iRock. It serves as a premium "covering layer" to the iRock user experience, as well as having a vastly superior tactile interface and clean, distraction free design. Of course, creativity and expression is at the very heart of Apple, so iPaper allows customization of the standard crisp, clean and brilliant white. Seriously, look at our stores and our products. Sterile operating room porcelain white is what we prefer. And please don't touch our products with your dirty, dirty human fingers. Our products are design masterpieces that should be on display in the Lourve, not in your cheeto fingers. Where was I - oh yes - iPaper will change the world with its ability to transform. Now, over to Kevin.

    HI, I'm Kevin from Apple's Transforming Tomorrow's Reality Today Team (TTRTT for short). We have come up with the greatest new innovation for Apple users yet. Imaging being able to take an object and make it into many smaller objects. Until now, the only way to do that was with a clumsy collection of hard to understand tools from old ways of thinking. At Apple, we only think of new ways to do old things in more complex, expensive ways. And now, with the power of AI built in to every A10 chip, and that chip in every product we sell, everyone can experience increased power usage and data mining. Our latest innovation, iScissors, takes that ability and allows you to integrate more seamlessly than ever before by integrating with iPaper. Thus dynamic powerhouse allows you to unlock your creative potential and _change the world! _

    (iScissors not compatible with iRock until v2, eta q3, 2028)

  • Meanwhile, Drumpf is actively shitting while the photo is being taken...

  • Well, the desk in the oval office used to have a simple plaque on it that said: "the buck stops here".

  • Yeah, why the fuck are we lowering the flag for a goddamned youtuber‽

  • The rest of that quote is: "but you still never use it to tell time"

  • Bullshit. You absolutely can quit your family if they are harmful to your wellbeing.

  • Trump ordered flags to half staff. For a fucking shitposter. 2 congresspeople in MN get gunned down and nothing.

  • I don't know. With everything that was known about Trump from his entire history, first term, j6, and campaign 'promises', you'd think he wouldn't have been electable, much less actually win. But here we are, with a complicit congress and enabling supreme court (maybe that's the other way around), and the wholesale destruction of safety nets, regulatory bodies and systems.

  • You mean cops?