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  • Every day! Never once does anyone comment about the size of my feet. You’d think people on the subway would be more observant.

  • I bet he sues Apple over this.

  • I didn't say it was untrue.

  • Every accusation is an admission.

  • I hereby award you the "Royal Order of the Bonespurs!"

  • "Where did I park my boat?"

    --Me, allegedly, a few times.

  • just enough rum

    This does not exist.

    There is only "just one more rum," followed by "that was too much rum."

  • Because sailors never got drunk enough to see that version.

    Edit: Let me revise that to say "Because sailors never got drunk enough to admit seeing that version when they got drunk enough to see it."

  • He's a master of 1-D tic-tac-toe.

  • Telling someone who doesn't have a home to move is the most Trumpian thing he's done in... like 3 days?

  • Magic Omnibus is my favorite song by The Who.

  • "I got winner."

    --Atari 2600, probably

  • I didn't know Fort Stewart had a platoon of 12 year old boys who had been abandoned by their fathers.

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  • his ethics are flexible

    You keep using that word.

    I do not think it means what you think it means.

  • One moves twice as much product as the other.

  • Should have moved her to that new camp out in the Everglades.

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  • I got my Freelance ID Card and it got me laid on the first night out at the club! This shit really works!

    (p.s. don't click on scam bait)

  • They'll be finished in about 30 years.