In a functional US, the official app from the head of the executive branch would be trustworthy.

But that’s in a functional US.

I wouldn’t call this scene a “good night’s sleep”…

If Oracle were deserving of their name, they would have foreseen this whole thing.

There’s a Jason Segel movie about this called The Discovery. It’s a decent watch.

Talk about dying to get a place of your own!

Give me the 360 blades UI or give me death!

Oh no! Not concerns! What ever will poor little Mikey do about some concerns??

$27/month for UHD content. Just bananas.

At that price, you can flat-out buy a physical copy of one brand new movie every month, and in a year you’ll have a better movie catalog than Netflix does.

YOU-FU-CK is the better format and this is not debatable.

$18

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/03/picross-s-konami-antiques-edition-features-castlevania-contra-and-more

Why is this double the cost of a normal Picross game?
I love this series, but these are all $10 games at most.

It does if you’ve seen the Watchmen movie.

Fuck this shit of trying to push the onus onto the common person. A single megacorp does more environmental damage in a day than I’ll do in my whole life. So I’m not gonna drive slow, I’m not gonna use dumbass paper straws, and I’m not gonna spend 2 hours/week hand washing fast food plastics until they’re finally good enough for the recycling center. Not while they’re building fucking AI data centers across the street. Fuck right off.

Microsoft: It isn’t fair to call us that!.
Also Microsoft: breaks everything immediately after

Relevant

AI boosters are no longer allowed to explain what’s good about AI using the future tense. You can no longer say “it will,” “could,” “might,” “likely,” “possible,” “estimated,” “promise,” or any other term that reviews today’s capabilities in the language of the future.

This is a horrible take. What if providing access to these dolls actually decreases the likelihood that a buyer will offend against a real child? Would you be against the sale of said dolls then?

Facebook for “professionals”.

What kinda fluff bullshit is this? The goal is to shift focus away from the Epstein files. That’s it.

*Highguard

So all this is supposed to be part of what lobbies do - provide subject matter input, recommendations, and direction to lawmakers, so that said lawmakers can make better laws. This protects the lobbies’ interests because they aren’t forced to do unreasonable shit just to comply with nonsense laws.

BUT Citizens United happened, and now lobbies are for funneling money to politicians so that they will produce laws that benefit you, as a company/org, and not the general interest.