This was a great read! Been a long time since I saw satire this on-point.

If an app maker turns something on by default and people use that thing, that isn’t “demand”. It’s just using the app as it’s designed. Shitty product managers/leaders think that people use features like that because they actively want it, whereas disingenuous product managers/leaders understand the power of deception that comes from making features opt-out rather than opt-in.

Actual demand for AI (or anything) is only truly measurable when people go out of their way to use it, not from slapping it on top of something they were already using anyways.

This guy nailed it. I’m one of the players who came back for MoT / bought the everything collection. I’ve been playing through the content after the Europa story, and the game’s quality tanked after Final Shape. Final Shape is GREAT - campaign is fun & interesting, new location has tons of new activities with lots of secret content, and prismatic is a cool new way to build your character.

But then Edge of Fate comes along, and Bungie very clearly cheaped out and cut all kinds of corners. The story dialogue is nonsense and half of the interactions are literally just text boxes over static characters, Fallout-style. They didn’t even bother to record voice work. The campaign level design to a nose dive where they clearly just decided to throw a billion enemies at you rather than create interesting encounters.

Renegades is a little better from a writing perspective, but all of the other corner-cutting problems persist.

For real. Fast forward me to the part of September where football kicks off.

It’s not just that there’s a protein-packed option for everything, it’s that the options are 1) protein-packed or 2) total garbage.

Like, I want to eat healthy and not buy shit with 147% of my daily sugar intake in a single serving, but at the same time I don’t need extra protein.

It ain’t called the bible belt for nothin’.

Fuck 'em. I hope all the people they fired got pay raises elsewhere and will never come back.

Nothing says “Conservative” like actively working against… erm… conversation.

Also, the party of small government.

I thought disc rot wasn’t a thing anymore with Blu-ray?

Hiding this on the August 4th ballot, too. Super sus all around.

It’s not? Everyone at my company has the same experience.

Weird to call this a “vehicle tracking law” when its whole idea is to give drivers the option to turn the tracking off.

FTA (emphasis mine):

The 2024 California law requires automakers to set up a clear process for drivers to submit a copy of a restraining order or other documentation and request termination of another driver’s remote access within two business days. It also mandated that carmakers enable drivers to easily turn off location access from inside the ‌vehicle.

The report, produced by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, concludes that voting ‌machines could be further safeguarded by, for example, updating their software, the sources said.

Are voting machines connected to the internet???

I mean, yeah, updating software is nearly always better for security, but why wouldn’t you just run the machines disconnected for max security?

Why wouldn’t you just switch to a non-Chromium browser instead?

Most of us didn’t grow up suicidal and we still don’t know, either.

Tell me you haven’t watched Serpico without telling me you haven’t watched Serpico.

That would be why you use a prepaid credit card. Zero connection to anything that’s actually you have yours.

I have no idea what the “P-word” would be.

We never thought that would happen here.

I keep hearing this from many people who are having the day they voted for.

Except they decreased it recently.