





Why would you want whirled peas?


Honestly, they are spitting on the good image of Pitbull
That makes 0% the correct answer, which means you had a 25% chance…
Kinda reminds me of the scene in The Fugitive (and also Wrongfully Accused where it is parodied) where the train derails and chases him through the woods. However that would require this guy to look like Harrison Ford or Leslie Nielsen for that to work
I like to say "“Sorry, it’s my first day!” when I screw up at something that should be easy for me as a seasoned employee
You could be the 4th member!


That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

Oh good, you can put chainsaws in the wrist holes


They call him big booty, so I call him big booty

Portugal and whatever the fuck this is
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis


That’s the “fully automated” part of “fully automated luxury gay space communism”


I heard that one was compromised and you should use dot org


Isn’t it because it’s pronounced “pan”?
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