I saw a human person use Tide laundry detergent to wash a Thanksgiving turkey.

Go brush your teeth!

I’ll run and get you some.

I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.

I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!

I think that you better get over there.

When the dog makes the barf noise.

I love how the first recognizable image of the little bat is its skeleton and then it becomes the bat.

I feel like it was the “incitement and aiding and abetting” that is the legal issue here. They were trying to fit this into an intentional homicide charge but were not able to do so and now, they are trying for an incitement charge but maybe a suicide complicated this charge as well.

How many up downs of my flip flop.

He, she, it, I, we, you, they.

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

Just think about being that cat. Wander around a neighborhood and see a person on their deck sitting in a chair, go over and lay on their belly.

You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can’t think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

Do you think that there’s sleeping quarters in the tip?

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

So dapper!