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Unemployed journalist, burner, raver, graphic artist and vandweller.

I read news so you don't have to (but you still should).

  • I have thoughts on this, but your mileage will definitely vary.

    I met my first wife on OKCupid in 2004. We were something like a 97% match. And, indeed, we shared politics, musical tastes, geeky senses of humour ... it felt like the algorithm had done its job. We got married in 2007. We got divorced in 2010.

    But before meeting her, there was another one. Just weeks earlier. She shot me down, and I accepted that.

    Without realizing I was attempting to connect with the same woman for a second time, I reached out to her new profile. She's the sort of manic-pixie alt type that has no problems finding guys. And I am decidedly average in looks. She was a 34% match.

    And yet ... I didn't wake up in my first wife's bed last month.

    I personally believe in soulmates, but I don't think the concept is usually construed correctly. It's not how it's popularly portrayed; rather, it's a matter of feeling incomplete without that body against you. I'm not sure my life has been improved by that knowledge.

  • Well, health insurance is no longer a concern.

  • I have thoughts about this, but I'll be civil. Let's just say I was in a budget meeting with Len Downie.

  • Chat @beehaw.org

    I, uh, feel like I have no control over what's happening

  • Fuck, that's a blast from the past. But at least it's confirmed that I'm not full of shit.

    I've tried reaching out to her over the past couple of days, but it's been (no pun intended) radio silence. I have no idea how the kid is doing.

  • When I took on a job as an editor for a paper in a tourist town, one of the first things I told the publisher was "what is going on with this map? This road doesn't exist!"

    Well, me being me, I decided we needed entirely new maps, and I was going to be the one who did them.

  • It's got what plants crave!

  • Technology @beehaw.org

    News Publishers Are Now Blocking The Internet Archive, And We May All Regret It

    www.techdirt.com /2026/02/13/news-publishers-are-now-blocking-the-internet-archive-and-we-may-all-regret-it/
  • Technology @beehaw.org

    Ring cancels Flock deal after dystopian Super Bowl ad prompts mass outrage

    arstechnica.com /tech-policy/2026/02/after-creepy-super-bowl-ad-sparks-outrage-ring-abandons-flock-deal/
  • Technology @beehaw.org

    Drink Whole Milk, Eat Red Meat, and Use ChatGPT

    www.theatlantic.com /technology/2026/02/rfk-jr-hhs-ai-chatbots/686007/
  • World News @beehaw.org

    Chief mouser Palmerston dies after swapping Foreign Office for Bermuda

    www.theguardian.com /lifeandstyle/2026/feb/14/cat-chief-mouser-uk-foreign-office-dies-bermuda-palmerston
  • It's not the Voltaires that kill you, it's the Ampaires.

  • Technology @beehaw.org

    OpenAI retired its most seductive chatbot – leaving users angry and grieving: ‘I can’t live like this’

    www.theguardian.com /lifeandstyle/ng-interactive/2026/feb/13/openai-chatbot-gpt4o-valentines-day
  • I personally reduced trade-show receiving times by 75% per item by designing a Microsoft Form for warehouse employees to upload photos of shipping labels, where 10 lines of JS pulled all the relevant info from the sheet being populated by the form. This replaced hand-writing complex triplicate forms, allowed us to send reports before close of business, and the client was thrilled.

    My boss absolutely hated the new workflow, as she couldn't read code and therefore didn't trust that my system worked, all client satisfaction to the contrary. Absolutely absurd.

    And this before LLMs were a thing. "AI" is not doing significant automation that hasn't already been being done for decades.

  • Technology @beehaw.org

    I Tried RentAHuman, Where AI Agents Hired Me to Hype Their AI Startups

    www.wired.com /story/i-tried-rentahuman-ai-agents-hired-me-to-hype-their-ai-startups/
  • Technology @beehaw.org

    Shares in trucking and logistics firms plunge after AI freight tool launch

    www.theguardian.com /business/2026/feb/13/trucking-logistics-shares-ai-freight-tool-launch-semicab-algorhythm
  • Chat @beehaw.org

    When then one who got away calls from the hospital

  • World News @beehaw.org

    Canadian police identify suspect in school massacre that left nine dead

    www.theguardian.com /world/2026/feb/11/tumbler-ridge-canada-shooting-school-mark-carney
  • Technology @beehaw.org

    Archive.today CAPTCHA page executes DDoS; Wikipedia considers banning site

    arstechnica.com /tech-policy/2026/02/wikipedia-might-blacklist-archive-today-after-site-maintainer-ddosed-a-blog/
  • Chat @beehaw.org

    When you just can't break free: The ongoing struggle with figuring out where my ex-wife fits in my life.

  • Always assume anything you post outside of some messaging apps has hit the public domain and will be used, sold and targeted. This is scarcely a Discord-only problem.

  • So, after reading several sources on this, it sounds like it's going to be harder to access furry hentai, which one shouldn't be doing on Discord in the first place.

    That has never been a private space. You want E2EE for anything spicy.

  • I don't use Discord for adult content, so it sounds like I won't really be affected. But they're sure as hell not getting my face or ID.

  • While I agree with your point, that is an absurdly simplified graphic. I grew up with Mountain Bell; the breakup happened when I was 5. I honestly thought "Ma Bell" was shorthand for Mountain Bell. Then the mergers started. Just like with banks.

    You've basically illustrated one leg of an octopus.

  • Chat @beehaw.org

    I've been seeing a lot on /r/journalism where people are just saying "if we break up the conglomerates, things will revert to normal"

  • Technology @beehaw.org

    Counting the waves of tech industry BS from blockchain to AI

    www.theregister.com /2026/02/08/waves_of_tech_bs/
  • Technology @beehaw.org

    Three AI engines walk into a bar in single file...

    www.theregister.com /2026/02/08/llama3pure_incorporates_three_inference_engines/
  • Imagine if we were still doing full-height 5.25" HDDs!

  • So, rebuild the array offsite after swapping in the good drive?

  • Technology @beehaw.org

    Western Digital details 14-platter 3.5-inch HAMR HDD designs with 140 TB and beyond

    www.tomshardware.com /pc-components/hdds/western-digital-details-14-platter-3-5-inch-hamr-hdd-designs-with-140-tb-and-beyond
  • If you've got data, reach out the either ProPublica or The Guardian. Sucks to lose the single byline, but they have far more resources.

  • I only use my phone under duress. The screen is entirely too small. It's a phone. It's meant for calls and texting.

  • There's a time and a place for everything, with apologies to John Lennon.

    Lemmy is a great place for longform discussions, but the vast majority of my posts and comments tend to be of the one-line, weary-columnist snark variety.

    Much of the news this days is "this is objectively bad," making attempts at discourse difficult.

  • Technology @beehaw.org

    Hail our new robot overlords! Amazon warehouse tour offers glimpse of future

    www.theguardian.com /technology/2026/feb/06/amazon-georgia-warehouse-tour-robots
  • I mean, most services have decided to price themselves out of the business. A great example is fast food. I remember the 99-cent Whopper and $1 McDoubles. At that price, it was acceptable food. It got the job done.

    That any chain claims to still have a "value menu" befuddles me. And don't get me started on $3.79 fountain drinks.

    The problem isn't RTO, it's that there's simply no value anymore. Time was, grabbing a burger on the way home was cheaper than making dinner. Those times have passed, and if you have to drive for an hour, why pay $7 for something you can make at home for $2?

  • OK, but where are the data that they're inflating claims? From where I'm looking, they keep iterating. Your approach feels like sinophobia. What are we doing here in the states? Certainly not announcing new batteries.