Over-processed food causes brain demons.
Jesus Christ.
No really, I see him!
This is fine. I probably taste good.
Dad might be a sith lord
I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.
Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface
The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.
Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank
This style reminds me of how my mind works when I’m drifting to sleep and thoughts/concepts start to meld in ways that they normally wouldn’t.
Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)
It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp