The PLAN is in for some trouble when this launches 6 years behind schedule 4x over budget, having a downgraded 10kw laser pointer, no railgun, and only enough ammunition for 2 volleys.

Dear EuroPoors, there are only 6 continents (Africa, Antarctica, Australia, Eurasia, North America, and South America) and you're not special enough to be a separate one.

Violence in Amerikkka has risen 1% after Angron has taken control.

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It's too late Republicans; Antifa supersoldiers have already begun moving cities while everyone wasn't looking.

Nice to see Adams is embracing his true passion in less than two weeks of being out of office; scamming people.

Don't listen to these LIEntists! YOU'RE NOT A GREAT APE!!! You're a FANTASTIC ape!

No Mr. Trump! Don't destroy the Federal Reserve. That would totally own us leftoids.

That's it! Send in the Pinkerton (therapist)!

There has only ever been one good white boy, and he got hanged by the other whities because of it.

You can never hate centrists enough

You can never hate every single propagandists on fox enough

Would you still love me if I were a soaking wet squirrel seeking shelter and snored all night long?

When evangelicals start getting so anti-Catholic they start denying the divinity of Jesus

What if we made the Gulag Archipelago real and imprisoned every last anti-human vaccination deniers into it?

We're putting the funny hats on the landlords

What if Mr. Burns was an evil witch seeking to sell Venezuela into slavery for $10.53

Stranger Things Season 5 finale

A single paper cut and he'll bleed out like an inbred European royal child