She got a combo of that Goldberg + 2004 Randy Orton entrance lol

Also holy fuck I didn’t realize they were having his memorial service in a whole stadium. Not exactly surprising though

This is kinda like the Israeli comedy videos that I had the misfortune of seeing recently where all the “jokes” were just the comedians stating their views. There is no punchline, just someone on stage saying “I love watching Palestinians get hit with missiles” to laughter from the crowd. It’s the same vibe where they’re barely making jokes, they’re just stating how much they want other people to suffer because that’s what they find funny

Charlie Kirk wasn’t actually shot he just got hit with a Samoan Spike

Whether Tyler Robinson faces a firing squad in Utah for the murder of Charlie Kirk, my guess is the accused killer will probably have been motivated more by Bloons Tower Defense 6 and similar fantasy role-play than by substantive political discord. The game features monkeys vs bloons. I’m guessing nobody wants to be a bloon.

most efficient economic system

I found r/stupidpol and I was like “wow this place is absolutely horrible” and went looking around to see if there was any place online talking about how bad r/stupidpol was and I found a thread on here

this is what being a centrist is all about

The comment section to Laughin’ to the Bank by Chief Keef is hilarious rn

They lost 11-1 after doing this lmao

Has anyone asked Alex Jones if Charlie Kirk was a crisis actor

a Dark Fountain has opened from Charlie Kirk’s throat

got a hate comment on one of my YouTube videos

I (also early 20s) did the same thing where I speedran from centrist who was actually just right-wing to lib during my teen years and then Israel + 2024 US election made me totally break (I had my head up my ass with the “I don’t really care about politics ” stuff for way too long)

Jordan could never

having to read comments from conservative deltarune fans finally pushed me over the edge

just deleted Instagram again. If you ever want to argue for why freedom of speech shouldn’t exist, just look at the average comment section on there

You can see what we have nostalgia glasses for already. I have seen a lot of online nostalgia for 2016 which is funny because I distinctly remember everyone saying 2016 was the worst year ever while it was happening (it also was a year that kinda sucked for me, personally). I personally have seen the most nostalgia about the music and the general “vibes” of the era (I fucking swear, if I have to see another post about “Summer 2016 will never be replicated”). A big example of the type of music I’m talking about is the 2016 XXL cypher with lots of rappers who were coming up at the time. Again, I remember everyone making fun of this back then, but now it’s something that some zoomers look back on with nostalgia as an era where mainstream rap felt fresh and exciting. I thankfully see less nostalgia about the online culture back then from us Zoomers. The less said about LeafyIsHere, the better. I always see the same posts about “Life was simpler when [insert thing from 2011-2017]” but I think that’s just a universal thing with generations where we’re just nostalgic because we were kids/teens. Seeing the rise of Trump in 2016 and then living through COVID while we were still in school probably broke some of that childhood innocence for some of us and could be one reason why so many of us seem nostalgic for 2016.

Those goddamn trans people and their pronouns! I (gamer who totally doesn’t care enough about gender to make “Two Genders” my literal Steam name) am the only sane one here!

I decided to join in on the trend of adding a bunch of fake job listings and OMG! The results are HILARIOUS We get so many applications and tbh, we don’t even look at 99% of them (you can thank DeepQuantumDiffusionLLM for filtering them out!). The ones who make it through are a real hoot though! Always talking about “PhD” this and “masters degree” that. I’ve even made a game out of seeing how quickly I can reject a candidate when I’m doing interviews. The kids call it speedrunning. My current fastest time is 2 seconds after they didn’t make proper eye contact with me during our handshake. I can’t believe I didn’t try this sooner!