Am I reading this data sheet correctly? Did they seriously use a data set of 2100 people and call that “widespread”?

Yup

Catholics believe in a religious hierarchy, Cardinals, bishops, Pope e.t.c.

Christians USUALLY think hierarchy in religion is almost blasphemous. But really it’s just so they can kinda just do whatever the fuck they want and not worry about the Pope excommunicating them.

You da bomb

Why does this look familiar to me

Your mom’s gonna keep getting wetter and hotter.

🦂 Holy shit. Favorite emoji ever.

It almost looked like it has a silly face in the crust.

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I can’t help with the middle days but I have a trick for Friday. Look for something the entire week that can be pushed, for a semi valid reason, to Friday afternoon/evening. Preferably something that’s easy but takes a lot of waiting. That way when someone tries to drop some shit on you last minute you can say " sorry boss I’m already scheduled for x or y priority task, it’ll have to wait until Monday " it doesn’t always work, especially if your boss is a fucking Slave Driver. But it has saved me a few times.

Right now I have a ticket scheduled for around 3:30 that should keep me “busy” until 5.

I’m confused, does he actually think a box packer is skilled labor or is this just a whoosh from the girl.

I taught my cat this and it’s adorable. She doesn’t headbutt, she just gets up in your face an incessantly meows until you start kissing her forehead or rubbing her face with your face.

Holy shit did he really say that. Jr or Sr?

My only problem with Indian food. Whenever I try a restaurants it’s shit. But when my coworkers would bring in a feast on Diwali, it was my favorite time of year.

I can’t find any restaurants that taste even similar to their home cooked meals.

I caused the loss of multiple millions of dollars in stock of one of the largest manufacturering companies in the world. All because I listened to my boss instead of my instincts. I got fired because the senior foreman “couldn’t stand to look at my face”