A fool and his money are soon parted. I just fucking hate that this is going to end up funding the goddamn right wing conservative grift machine.

Thanks bro I just told them all that their life is way better than a 16th century peasant. They were stoked. Then four of them OD’d on fentanyl and fucking died.

Okay wiz, I’ll bite. While I’m working 60 hours a week, raising awareness online, and attending City council meetings, what else would you like me to fucking do? Mail them a pipe of dynamite?

Maybe they shouldn’t have set the ticket prices at $7,000 for the nosebleeds

These are precisely the things our government does not want you to know.

More likely pica which is a symptom of severe iron or other nutrient deficiency.

In what way does it supposedly weaken the dick?

And fisting is just a beacon of healthy genital exploration?

Russian women or Russian female children?

You really need to work on the reading comprehension. There is an enormous difference between exceptional vanity, and just being born ugly.

It’s not a good system. It benefits none of the citizens. It’s being done to intentionally divide us further.

It’s turtles all the way down

Honestly you’re welcome. I’m glad someone is benefiting from this absolute shit show.

Your bank sucks. Get a credit union.

Hunger games

Technically they train us to ask specifically are you sexually active with men, women or both? I suppose it would be more fair to include intersex people, but that would just lead to us definitely ordering a pregnancy test…

My grandpa had a pawpaw tree in his garden in rural MO and I always wondered how they taste.

Reddit’s razor? Harambe’s razor?

Then he works for the casino, and attracts more suckers like your bestie.