"We stand here today in praise and mourning at the loss of our dear friend the dihydrogen monoxide water joke. It was a good joke. A faithful joke. Always ready for a quick chuckle. A true best friend to the nerd in need. May it rest in peace."
Don't buy one just so you can smash it! I know it's satisfying to hear the plastic crack and see its tiny lens pop free like a smooshed eyeball. Yeah. That I guess would be good. But don't.
We are human beings. AI is not. It never had that experience of being or caring for a child. It does not (or should not) have that data in its dataset.
I have changed diapers and can attest to the anatomical differences between child and adult, and therefore know AI cannot extrapolate that difference without accurate data clarifying these differences. AI would hallucinate something absurd or impossible without real image data trained in its model.
Leopards ate his face, blah blah blah. By this point, if you don't know Trump is a blowtorch and he's indiscriminate about where he points that flame, you deserve the face eating leopards. Carrying Trump branded blowtorches. Or something else also mixed in metaphor.
Try pumping the gear shift lever and rear brake. It'll probably do something. Not sure what.