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Paranoidfactoid

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  • US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables

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  • Vegetable suppositories are well known to enhance vitamin and mineral absorption. For example, zucchini, which has been peeled, carved in the shape of a buttplug, and inserted rectally, will have 95% absorption for vitamin c, vitamin a, AND... vitamin kink!

    Shoving veggies up your butt has never been more beneficial. Veggie suppositories, a whole new way to better health!

    (thanks Grok!)

  • Trigger warning - This Epstein stuff is making me sick...

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  • PROSECUTE ALL OF THEM

  • Americans ditch premium trims for entry-level cars as affordability takes a hit

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  • I always buy used and pay cash. So maybe the car has this or that frill, but I ain't paying dealer prices. Or interest.

  • The Only Solution Capitalism Has Is to Sell Us More Useless Junk: Ad makers will never say the quiet part loud, but they increasingly know that we're unhappy and looking for solutions.

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  • I have Newpipe already installed. I'll give that a try!

  • Americans ditch premium trims for entry-level cars as affordability takes a hit

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  • Not in my experience.

  • OpenAI has deleted the word ‘safely’ from its mission – and its new structure is a test for whether AI serves society or shareholders

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  • EVERYTHING IS FINE

  • Oh, good: Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel

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  • The Panoptocon's actual architect was Bentham, but OK.

  • Wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent, make you feel dizzy and give you headaches

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  • Yeah, for sure. Agreed.

  • Apple warned by FTC over alleged lack of conservative news

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  • The FCC only regulates broadcast media over the airwaves. The public owns radio spectrum, so is federally regulated. Content sent over privately owned wires is protected by the 1st Amendment.

  • Wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent, make you feel dizzy and give you headaches

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  • I haven't seen anyone in business wear a tie in decade or so. Covid really accelerated that trend too.

  • Americans ditch premium trims for entry-level cars as affordability takes a hit

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  • I've always bought used and paid cash for all my cars. No big loans for a depreciating asset, please.

  • Americans ditch premium trims for entry-level cars as affordability takes a hit

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  • What the fuck is an “entry-level car”?

    A small sedan or hatchback. Like a Honda Fit.

  • Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Says He Used to Snort Cocaine Off Toilet Seats: 'I'm Not Scared of a Germ'

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  • Strange flex for the head of a federal agency to admit to felony drug crimes.

  • Wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent, make you feel dizzy and give you headaches

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  • Neck ties are over. They used to be central to mens' fashion. Now if you wear one it's because you have to, which denotes low status. Like, the worst is chinos, a cheap shirt and tie, with a windbreaker instead of a blazer. Also: black sneakers. For some crazy reason, it's actually higher status to wear designer sweats around.

    The look for business is slacks, a good pressed shirt, a fitted blazer with no shoulder pads, and NO TIE. Top neck button undone. It's also more comfortable. Even top execs are dressing like this. Ties are only necessary in the most formal occasions.

  • The Only Solution Capitalism Has Is to Sell Us More Useless Junk: Ad makers will never say the quiet part loud, but they increasingly know that we're unhappy and looking for solutions.

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  • I'd really like a better adblock for my TV. YouTube is particularly painful. A Pi box or mini PC. But I want good browser integration to a remote with a FOSS app. Like Firefox for TV or something.

  • Beyond fucked up (CW: sexualizing children)

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  • Everybody sharts

  • Beyond fucked up (CW: sexualizing children)

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  • I remember she was nude in Blue Lagoon and she was 14 or 15 at the time. It was a scandal.

    Also, Woody Allen? Guess everyone knew he was a creep all the way back then.

  • E-bikes are just bicycles with a motor. Therefore, e-bikes are motorcycles.

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  • Side bags. Always a solution!

  • E-bikes are just bicycles with a motor. Therefore, e-bikes are motorcycles.

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  • It seats ten midgets comfortably.