Morally it doesn’t make a difference, but it does make a difference fascism wise (slightly)

"I’ll put the 2 bricks in the evidence locker "

It is with great regret, i bear the news that this sign has been replaced.

I’ve already warned my family, if nukes start dropping in our area, I’m running towards the blast - I’m not hanging round to rebuild.

What’s “CARiES”?

It’s a shortening of opportunity shop

I still don’t understand how there can be any question, they caught him writing his memoir “How i totally killed that guy and why” by Luigi Mangione (an autographed copy). Open and shut case

Australia has too many electricity distributors shipping profits overseas instead of upgrading the grid

Thank God we still have Cyber Monday for real discounts /s

In my country they have to be called out on it, but to verify a discount, they have to prove that they were actively selling it at the undiscounted price for a period of about 4 weeks or so. Unfortunately a lot of this is subverted by brands inflating the recommended retail price and then the stores just show a discount from RRP

Доброе утро, товарищ

Lovely. 😍 Our’s had a recent trim for the warmer weather, but when his fur grows a bit (especially the eyebrows) he looks like a proper grumpy old fella

They are very well behaved, as long as you’re holding a piece of toast that they’re hoping for a piece of

Um, musk openly bribed people for votes with a “lottery” and spread wild misinformation on his Twitter platform and through and media that world listen, people don’t need conspiracy theories when he actively lied and cheated to help Trump.

He’s about to smuggle food into a cinema

No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔

Didn’t you hear, they’ve almost succeeded at nuclear fusion, almost 90 whole seconds of stable fusion, any day now

Is the joke that they really mean the N-word?