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Pandantic [they/them]

@ Pandantic @midwest.social

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  • More likely this is a person who was at school pre-2011 when common core was implemented.

  • You are probably young then. Probably schooled post 2011 when common core started being implemented.

  • “All Summer Long” played constantly when I worked at the mall in college and I fucking wish that song would disappear from existence forever.

  • I only liked them for a brief moment when they riffed on Lars Ulrich of Metallica for hating on Napster and did a whole tour about it.

  • Didn’t he do it all for the nookie or something?

  • And at the stroke of midnight on Halloween, Skankarella turned back into a pumpkin…

  • I use Workflowy. Partner and I replaced G Keep with it. It can do A and maybe C.

  • My fave of these:

  • The news reported that soon they will all be able to bend space time to their will to inhabit all bathrooms, so I imagine killing a fictional god is within reach.

  • She looks friendly at least!

  • It’s like a rose!

  • It looks nepotism put a failson in charge of this graph.

  • I’m going to be moving to Uruguay. The cost of living is relative low, so I can get an online job that pays a lot less than I make now and still be able to live in a big city there. They are also really great to LGBTQ+ people there from what I have heard.

  • I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FAKE NEWS IS TALKING ABOUT! MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE HANDS ARE JUST SHOWING RESPECT TO CHARLIE KIRK! YOU CAN SEE MY MANLY CHIN AT HALF MAST FOR HIM. I AM THE IN GREAT HEALTH!!!‼️ I AM DEFINITELY NOT AND HAVE NEVER BEEN DEAD! ‼️

  • Tupac hologram also becomes Czar of Urbanism.

  • I’m just wondering where you’re getting the “can’t get a job” bit from?

  • Sad music plays

    Voiceover: Please, keep your puppy girls and boys on a leash to prevent another senseless tragedy. Remember: their brains are just fluffy wuffy :3 :3 and they can’t stop themselves! 🥺