suprised Pikachu

Mami Vs Papi - the new Mexican porn, since the repulicans wants to make porn illegal.

Which is why we’ll have to pay you less. -Management

Whenever I have a bonfire, I burn all my plastics. The trick is to pee around the bonfire before burning it. That’s the proper way to do it. ^/s

Haven’t played Indiana Jones, but got RDR2 feelings for sure! I’ll play this if the reviews are good!

It sounds like it’s similar to the two official written languages in Norway: bokmål and nynorsk!

As a European, it’s like a reality show that affects me personally. It’s fucking wild.

Just give him 24 hours in there. He’d flip or go insane.

It’s like some people on this planet, that we SHARE, just wants to kill someone else. I can’t wait until we wipe ourselves out of existence; the planet will be better for it.

Up next: all dark skinned people needs to have an owner, lest they be sent to concentration camps.

It would not surprise me if slavery became mandatory now. Holy fuck.

bUt ThE wEsT iS 'mUrIcA!

Soon you’ll be arrested if you don’t vote for turnip.

No, they cannot. Look at their post history. I love tags on Lemmy!

I have them on my property, and my long haired cat gets so many of these… There’s a reason we shave him in the summer lol

What kind of fancy bidets are you using?? I’ve never used one that requires electricity, and I’ve spent months in Italy, all over the country.

I got my first dog, a 8 week old puppy, in December. My wife and, both 37, don’t have kids and have decided to not have any. The dog is an animal, we both know this, but he’s also out son!

What? Do i need to see a doctor for this condition?

Can’t tell if true or not…

This made me angry.

There’s a massive shopping centre in Norway (Kvadrat in Sandnes) where the main outdoor lights was (not sure now, haven’t been there for 6 years) a light switch you could reach!