OttoboyEmpire [none/use name]

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  • it really is quite funny. “no one is clocking me as a big threat” says the guy who everyone, correctly, clocked as not a big threat.


    there’s a great cum town bit wherein the guys are riffing on a news story about a kid who got arrested for csam, for which he got caught because he provided to his community college professor, instead of a thumb drive with his term final on it, a thumb drive with loads of csam on it.

    nick pretends to be the kid panicking all night after submitting the final, only to give a sigh at sunup and conclude something like, what am i worried about? there’s no way i gave the wrong drive. i’m going to be just fine.

    like it’s so fucking funny to imagine these dinguses thinking they’re out of the woods, reassuring themselves just like we all do, but they are in so fucking deep, and are just about to get fucking nailed to the floor.