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@ ObviouslyNotBanana @lemmy.world

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I've moved to piefed.world! Same name. This account is still active. You can still reach me. I will still accidentally post from it sometimes.

Foreign Delivery Man of God. Yanker of Pizzles. Winner of Biggest Ham Hog 1856. The guy who played Snape in the movies. A warm sock in the morning.

  • AI boomer trait

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  • Gemini said this recipe couldn't be made food safe, not even if I remove the polonium and the gunpowder

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  • Who did this 😂😂😂

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  • Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?

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  • Gemini needs to stop edging me

  • PSA: Don't take 4 packets of paracetamol in one day

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  • I mean... Yeah. There are instructions on the packet. They aren't supposed to be eaten like candy.

  • Purple Rule

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  • Same in Sweden pretty much. I can also recognise some of the arguments from the other side in favor of keeping the constitutional monarchy. Not that I think those arguments outweigh the fact that the money could be used elsewhere.

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  • What if you're left, have no problem with abolishing monarchy but don't really have a problem with giving huge sums of money to the monarchy in exchange for [???] either? Republican apathism!

    Jk I just don't find it a priority but it really should be done sooner or later.

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  • Honestly today I'm mostly thinking "I have other shit to worry about, like the pie in the oven". Ain't nobody got time for worrying about phone calls

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  • The hog speaks truth

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  • Who am I gonna put my arm around then???

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  • Bog hog

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  • I would always reblog the bog hogs

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  • Honestly it feels new to me too. I just thought the meme would spark some nostalgia for all us old(er) people who like to complain about the youngsters

  • Am I too late to offer a nice Ed in this trying time?

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  • Trazan had a weird friend.

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  • Stay a while and listen! The true narrative behind these letters here is quite an ordeal. It all started back in a period of conflict... well, not much of a conflict, but a metaphorical one of sorts, a war of values where concepts battled for existence, and where a particular kind of yellow lifeform seemed to dominate the battlefield with superior technology. There were whispers of its slippery influence, a pervasive feeling of something becoming too soft, too yielding, threatening to turn everything into a homogeneous, squishy mess. Then, in a flash of pure, unadulterated resistance - a defiant stand against the overwhelming golden horde - it just clicked into place, resulting in a clear stance against the pervasive sweetness which seeks to engulf all of us. It's less a story you can actually retell and more a feeling, a deep resonance with the very fabric of the universe, a moment of such perfect anti-ripeness you just know when you're in the presence of such profound joy. So, yeah, that's the whole, expansive, utterly concise history of it. Pretty much. I think.

  • Who did this 😂😂😂

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  • I remember not having the internet because "why would that be interesting at home? That's something you use at work"!

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  • But can it run Crysis?

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    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

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    RUGSTORE

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    Spoon

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    Good shit

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    Boys and beans and...

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    Sponging Bob

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    People in here really hate shitposts

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    Farming beans be like

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    Physician Whomst

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    Uncultured

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    This community when it finds out the beans aren't ready yet

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    Life is unfair to landlords

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    Onion

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    OC

    Crescent

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    Ancient Aliens

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    Animal spirits

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    The upvotes have gone to my head

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    Lemmy Shitpost

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    Not gonna lie

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    A massive mistake