You forgot the never-ending loads of laundry. Every time you do something you have to put a load of laundry in. Then fold it. Then think you're finished with the laundry and go down and put another load in
I think the Republicans screwed themselves bit here. With the Supreme Court decision giving the president immunity for official Acts, Biden could just throw all those fuckers in jail as an official act for trying to stage a coup and that would give the presidency to Harris.
He'll do absolutely anything to take the attention away from the Epstein files