Apparently, everyday people can’t be trusted to wipe their own ass.

You know what, you’ve convinced. Your specific suggestion of ‘guillotine’ was particularly compelling.

Damn, spotify truly is a scourge to artists.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I started doing it because I want to destroy Western culture.

I like to think of it as a modification of a killdozer reference.

It is likely that he is going to get shit canned, but, I hope he purchases a bulldozer and modifies it during all legal proceedings.

I don’t think I"m going to eat Meatmans meat anymore.

I run on auto pilot most of the time. I can’t forget something I didn’t remember to do to begin with. Double, triple, and quadruple check. The double check to be sure and the tripe and quadruple check because I forgot I’ve already double-checked.

The video is very interesting if you’ve narrowly avoided internet poison.

Very interesting video if you’ve narrowly avoided being internet poisoned

High speed first person shooters like Titanfall 2 or the finals; the complete opposite, meticulous, and slow shooters like Rainbow 6: Siege

Almost? This is legitimately clever and funny.

The proper response to Charlie Kirk saying,‘I’m married to a woman’ is ‘How long did the Koch’s make her agree to it?’

I think a lot of people are preoccupied with the optics of not being HUGE and receiving frequent updates or losing a lot of players. Especially people who grew up with games that didn’t really have a lot of competition for their time or were decent jumps over their competitors. Halo 2 came out, and EVERYONE was playing. There wasn’t any real competitor. Nowadays, survival crafters are a dime-a-doze.

What can I say? I see “Capitalism bad” and I upvote.

What an absolute bastard.

Welp, I’m convinced. I certainly won’t be settling for only the FATHER of a felon. I’m going to get the REAL THING.

Whatever you say, horse fucker.

If they are going to call me a horse fucker, well, I guess I better own it.

Devon is top tier