I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I’m trying to be empathetic towards what that must be like for him, but…

GenX be like, “…aside from your mother”

That will surely bring down the price of eggs.

It sure seems like these “officials” are actively making decisions to get people killed by easily-preventable diseases.

Trollies trollies everywhere

Headline ought to be, Shockingly Few Older Americans Care About Climate Change

You got straight to the point. I’m flush with excitement.

The Veil of Ignorance informs my political philosophy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_position