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  • There is a species of jellyfish which is functionally immortal. When they get too old they simply turn into children again and re-age.

    Edit: I'm not saying it's not biologically immortal, I'm saying functionally immortal because I'm indicating that it can still be killed.

    Saying something doesn't experience aging is not the same as insisting it cannot die.

    2+2=4 is not less correct because 2x2 also equals 4.

  • She has done as much to change the electoral college as you have.

    Eagerly awaiting her next 4 year hibernation.

  • Fill in the blanks then.

  • Yes but have you considered how this Coverfield attack will affect the team?

  • He can drop his lawsuit if he likes, but the countersuit isn't up to him.

  • Discovery should be interesting

  • Cheeky

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  • They don't aspirate when they run, their organs slosh around and just sort of push their lungs enough to keep them alive.

  • Cheeky

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  • Horses not breathing while running opened a whole new world of anxiety for me.

  • The Bourne Identity fight choreographer also based his fights on the fights in the movie.

    If you've ever seen both movies it's very obvious.

    This movie came out in an era of shooting from the hip action stars, and John Cusack and his Kickboxing Instructor put down one of the best movie fights ever.

    Also Dan Akroyd's "POPCORN!" will never make me not laugh.

  • Why did anyone ever think he was any good? The folksy paintings? The aw-shucks friendship with Michelle Obama?

    This dipshit has the blood of millions on his hands. He gave us Alito. He destroyed as much of the administrative state as he could. His CIA daddy stole his election.

    Can you imagine our world today if Gore had gotten in?

    Fuck Cheney too, he only cares because Trump was mean to his shithead daughter.

  • At 60 MPH the Hummer EV has the same kinetic energy as a 1993 Honda Civic Hatchback going 120mph.

  • It's like reading. I don't look at letters and think "that's an A and that's a B".

    It's just "Miata, Civic, Explorer, etc"

    Or recognizing people. I just know all these strangers names and faces.

  • No he does not, especially if you're going with 90s Magneto. It's the whole reason Fabian Cortez tried to murder him.

    He is however a zionist and wants mutants to have their own homeland separate from baseline humans.

  • Pizza

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  • Dog's old as fuck

  • I can't even get my mom to stop believing that her bank would text her asking for her account info.

  • Rule

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  • Some choice lyrics from "If you own the Washington Redskins you're a cock" by Atom and His Package:

    And you'll go "Wah wah wah, you're so PC" And I will say "Wait" Remind me again how it came to be That being "the stupid American" is a desirable trait

    Wouldn't it be offensive if we cheered: "Rah rah rah" for the Carolina Negroes With a beatbox cheer and big foam afros? Or if the Minnesota Vikings became the New York Kikes With dollar bills on their helmets cause that's what they like You know?

    "Atom, what about the Saints, Angels, Padres too? Ain't that the same thing for Christians that's offending you?"

    When there's a Jesus Christ mascot dog shooting crucifixes Nailed to a cross, dying to save the team You'll be right, you'll be right But until then You're. Not. Right

  • No you nailed it. The meme is a poor metaphor because it implies that the system has ever been superman or that OP believes it to have been superman.

    Or that capitalism only behaves like Homelander when times are tough.

    For many people Capitalism has always treated them like Homelander. For many people they've never seen the Superman fascade.

    So this meme reads as though the creator only recently learned some world history, or has some privilege in life but is becoming aware of reality for others.

    You could also fix it by just having Homelander say "I'm you!"

  • Both images should be homelander.