I just found out that I am actually from Iowa ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

People called Romanes, they go the house?

Now that’s funny

I’ve heard this in Greece as well.

You need to install Force Stop App(NO ROOT) and run it whenever your phone starts to feel sluggish. Helps a lot!

Or stop flushing fucking toilet paper down the toilet.

Ah, there it is.

• Rick Sanchez

For us older folks

“There are already several flags for that.”

Yes. And in fact, a couple of those flags plagiarize ancient Hindu symbols… See if you can find which (hint: it’s not the lotus…)

Whoosh

But only if you have purple eyes

“Just use the keyboard!”

This is some Black Mirror shit right here.