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What an odd thing for the leader of a country to say.

Certainly sounds like the opinion of a mentally stable individual.

My interpretation went straight to them being wedged in an open window like Paul Blart.

The only option really

It’s just your regular reserve soldier, but with obesity and bonespurs.

I feel like you picked modifications to two things that are objectively worse than the normal versions.

Ah yes, I have heard of Wisconsin.

Can’t be accused of not being peaceful if the opposing delegation never turns up at the peace talks. Checkmate anti-zionists.

That sounds not like breast milk, but instead milk made from the pressing of whole humans.

Just need to watch Bee Movie to understand fully

A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.

Actually, I think we should be allowed a little genocide, as a treat.

Whoopsie, we upset some wealthy Zionist donors, so we retract all statements on inclusivity and have decided to change our motto to “definitely again”.

So I steal 13k worth of items from his house, sell them, then get caught, I only need to pay a $900 fine? Sweet!

I think the word here would be “flees”

Didn’t you hear? Artists have been obsoleted by AI, so we don’t have to treat them as humans anymore.

If you mean researching how to give everyone cancer, them maybe

You’ll get his Monopoly money when he does anyway

This headline really make it sound like he’s doing some kind of Magneto brain wave power on boobs for his own amusement. In reality he supported hypnotherapy to improve body image of those with dysmorphia, which kind of feel weird to apologise for to be honest.

You know you’re on the right side of history when you get Nigel Farage behind your cause.