if you exhale before the sneeze comes out it makes it cute for some reason

added my girlfriends love triangle (her, computer, phone) recently and its been chaotic (im going outside)

hell yeah

you may be right but holy shit who cares lol

bwah

“be someones angel”

quote from this little video that really stuck with me, as silly as it might sound

https://youtu.be/Ib2bt28in1c

present

ur my friend now hi friend

girl dinner

hey be nice to the clowns this timeline is worse

question: will you write me a thesis on how to solve all of societies problems?

(gives a good response in parts of how to do that)

WHY DIDNT YOU WRITE ME A THEIS???

yeah ill get to that tomorrow thanks

the bicycle in question:

dont let perfection stop progress

i love winter and all but i wanna ride my bicycle

if seeing a pikachu with a taped on female tail (which happened in the show btw) next to a trans flag makes you think about childrens genitalia maybe you have some introspection to do

im gay but not in the way anyone thought

he/hole

it feels like everything is designed to funnel money into antidepressant distributors these days instead of actually solving why people are depressed

im sorry to hear that

how to train your dragon (and its sequels) are my comfort picks

ill be sure not to vote for biden then