Orthogonal spectrums are my jam.

JD Vance blew off the vote to go have a rally about how great he would be for IVF. I literally watched it on Fox News at my grandma’s house.

This attack is so personal it feels like a wrote it myself.

Can we all start a club so I can find a boyfriend? Lol.

Nah, I’ll just watch Iron Lung, thanks.

Not even with a 39 and ½ foot pole!

Precisely.

That’s a great thumbnail image and exactly the face I imagine him making anytime he does some dumbass shit.

What took you so long?

Ahh, so you make yours the way I used to. An entire oz of good good from the dude 3 doors over, made into cannabutter, then made into a single batch of brownies.

Blackout brownies was such a good week.

To be clear, he did vote for Trump in 2016, but is registered as an unaffiliated voter, voted in the Democratic primary in 2024, and apparently voted against Trump in 2020, donating to multiple Democratic candidates.

I just want the facts as they stand to not be overshadowed by a meme.

Sometimes, you are genuinely insightfully funny, and sometimes what you post makes me want to vomit.

I appreciate that level of posting. It takes a very special kind of person to strike that balance.

Post your Sticker Mule alternatives pls!

I think we should invite them to La Brea for a dip in the pit.

Well, I guess this applies to me. I say that a lot.

Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.

And his running mate will be Last Remaining Ice Cube.

“As president, I will nationalize the moon and distribute lunar real estate to every American citizen. We are entering a new space age, and it’s time to secure the future of our nation by claiming the moon as a federal asset. Every citizen will receive twenty-eight acres of moon land, complete with rights to mine precious lunar resources like helium-3, which will power the next generation of clean energy. By 2050, I will establish a permanent lunar colony, complete with affordable housing, universal healthcare, and high-speed internet. You can start planning your retirement on the moon today!”

Probably?

Some known Melmacian cat dishes include chili cat, “El Gato” stew, feline and fries, calico claws, cat tails, whisker omelet, breast of cat, cats Benedict, filet of cat, stir-fried cat, feline mignon, and cat fudge sundae.

The Tanner family owned two cats over the course of the show. The first cat was named Lucky. The idea behind eating Lucky was a running gag for ALF, but he later realizes that when the Tanners demand ALF not do anything to their cat, he values their trust in him more than a meal. When Lucky passed away due to natural cause while sleeping, ALF first thought he could claim the corpse, but that was thwarted by Willie, who demand ALF not do anything untoward to Lucky’s ear[th]ly remains. ALF then considered the idea of accepting free cats advertised in the newspaper classifieds so he could eat them. ALF’s long-awaited meal was interrupted by the Tanners coming home from church, who demand ALF not eat any cats at all in their home. Willie Knows That ALF Eats Cats , but they keep the last one and Brian names him Lucky II.

Ashurbanipal - King of the Neo-Assyrian Empire.

Oh my. Well, I guess if Trump wins we will see supreme court justice Vance.