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  • Earnie obv

  • I asked a BMW exec why their grilles became ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE.

    They said: "It's popular in the Chinese market"

    I went: "Yeah but your whole brand is about that aggressive bull-nose thing, don't you care about brand identity, heritage, etc?"

    They responded: "It doesn't matter what you think. The larger unsightly grille sells very well in the Chinese market. It's larger than the US and European markets combined."

    So there's your answer. It's an EV, it doesn't need a grille, people prefer it.

  • This is an accurate take.

    With superhuman strength, you need to exercise 6-8 hours per day for minor benefits, whereas most regular people start seeing benefits from even 15 minutes of moderate walking per day.

  • Now these are real lemmy hours

    Btw, it's all metal

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  • I've read dinner plate is the metric when shoes no longer work and so that's the standard

  • Back in 2015, Warren Buffett was being interviewed by CNBC about the possibility of a Donald Trump win.

    He kind of laughed at that notion, and the interviewer said "Why are you laughing? He's a businessman like you"

    Warren Buffett goes: "Every business he's ever had, he's run into the ground"

    Then the reporter says: "Well, he's currently leading the polls and slated to win"

    I remember Buffett just kind of leaning back in silence, realizing what he said, understanding that the business Donald Trump "would be running" was the United States.

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  • Me trying to wipe away the stray hair on my glossy smartphone screen in the third panel

  • How's the WiFi in Yellowstone? Lol

  • Same, today I learned.

    I'm glad that I don't need to do mental gymnastics to not hate a certain group of people.

    Wish I could transfer that state of universal acceptance to others, where you just let people exist in peace

    Like just walk up to some bigot or transphobe, touch their shoulders and be like: "You see that person?" And they go: "What of it?"

    "Here's your post history on Bluesky" (sudden realization)

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  • New college textbook cover found

  • Just slide the frozen chicken into the trash whatever, it isn't the end of the world.

  • Fucking thank you

    I thought I was on crazy pills for a while, because I'd give someone evidence of like, some burgeoning authoritarian conspiracy and they'd just do the thing you mentioned

    I then swapped topics to their thermostat before realizing there's literal TV static upstairs in the squishware

  • With this photograph, the threads of fate have sealed, and all who witnessed it by merit of fortune, serendipity, or boredom, were spared from the yawning maw of apocalypse

  • Dude, I love Trekkies

  • Kinda wish the public had a similar outrage when Fruit of the Loom modernized their logo in 2000, lol

  • Ohhhhh

    Nvm then

    Carry on

  • Nothing says community like splintering the already tiny community into 90 smaller distros sub-communities

  • I mean just imagine you're a seedling

    You hear Mozart, it's like, ok time to stay in bed

    But then you hear:

    "RISE UP AND BECOME A MIGHTY OAK SEED THE SEEDS OF FREEDOM PROUD YOU ARE OF THIS TREE THE SEEDLING SAP INSIDE YOU YAAAAAAAAAAA 🎸🎸"

    I don't know about you, but I know which one I'd grow faster to.

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