To anyone curious: It’s barely bad enough to even be funny. It’s not a great porn flick. Pretty basic Ron Jeremy, piss poor parody that’s only really interesting because of Nintendo’s actions. There’s also a sequel.

There’s also a fuckton of porn we’ll never see. Supposedly there’s stacks of Disney stuff bored animators have drawn, things for Bethesda titles that never left the office… It’s wild, when you start running down the rabbit hole.

Ya know when someone rounds a corner, they lose traction, run in place for a moment, and then fall?

Yeah. While in a factory. One of the trailers the next section was working on caught fire, so I bolted over there to assist, and no one in my section thought to hit our E-Stop. I bolted around the corner, hit the red button, turned, was booking it back, hit that corner, and was just in place until my ass hit concrete.

After all was said and done, we had a good laugh. Got called out at the next safety meeting for being a bit too enthusiastic on making my way back.

Knock knock

Bob knew what he was doing.

He knew what awaited them both, that big aquarium in the sky, where no one would tap on the glass, and the castle was full size.

The Devil has apparently had a long history in music study.

This explains his eventual trip to Georgia, he was just trying to get more practice in after all his previous attempts, and he’s pretty good on the fiddle.

Did you try the powder or the liquid?

I have much better results with the liquid additives, and have managed to stay off sugary drinks outside of the occasional treat. Also have gotten a better value out of store brand than Mio. Normally a bit cheaper for a bigger bottle.

No nipple to tweak? No deal!

Percussive Maintenance is so effective, the Adeptus Mechanicus accept it as a holy ritual.

You awkwardly wrap your lips around the rim, then pull your head back.

Remember to relax your throat. It’s gonna come quick.

It’s All White Noise by Charli Morgan.

I just wanna be something good. I just wanna leave something decent. I just wanna make something I don’t hate.

A pair of nice scarves.

Kick the baby.

Lincoln would be too busy trying to talk God into a wrestling match to even notice anyone else was around.

I dig Jane because there’s also another tie there.

John and Jane Doe, typically used when there’s no personal identification.

Though I also feel like we’re losing something because of the medium. Is it “Gene” like genie or “Jawn” like Jeanne?

I live in the rural South, it could genuinely go either way in my head, though I lean towards “Jawn” for the better flow from “John”.

EDIT: Okay, I cannot decide which makes more sense as a pronunciation guide, if you’ve played Bayonetta, you’ve heard it pronounced.

General ease of identification. Going from “John” to “Jean” is an easier logical leap of “this is the same person” than “John” to “Sarah”.

Of course, when dealing with a well known character with an easy to recognise overall design, it’s kinda weird, but visual and mental recognition are in general.

And the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them.

So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.

"Are we going passed a zoo? I smell mashed bananas.

Oh fuck, what is running down that person’s leg right now‽"

Oh, I know. I’ve met a lot of women who do, it was more tongue-in-cheek at the old “Many Men Online Roleplaying Girls”.

Ah. This is why so many of us pick flower names.

It’s the pollen making us trans.

Yes, but weirdly, none of us play MMOs.