That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.
I upvote cat pictures!
That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.
Looks like that one in the background is next.
Combat on Atari 2600.
lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.
Colorado?
Secretary of Trichinella has a nice ring to it.
Goddamn, I love that speech every time I hear or read it.
Edit: unsaladed the thing.
You can just say cult. Like the Jonestown, Waco etc. kind. It’s ok, we’re all terrifyingly aware.
That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.
DEI turned me into a newt!
Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.
So going forward, I should keep my crimes under half an hour and it’s fine. Good to know.
However, drugs are mandatory for viewers.
Jesus he’s still alive?!
Lately, the packages of Impossible have been about the same price as ground beef so I’ve been buying that and no one in the house seems to have caught on yet.
Well I mean, America’s comedy president thought it might be a feasible option to drop nuclear weapons onto hurricanes (allegedly) so I’m sure someone would give stopping El Niño the ol’ college try.
Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)
That looks a lot like spekkoek.
I generally try not to read them either. I have elementary age kids. Before I had kids I owned a handgun and would go to the range but when the kids came along the gun had to go. There’s no level of risk other than zero that’s acceptable to me in this regard.
I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.