Thank fucking Christ he’s old and will be dead soon. That’s all I’m holding onto right now.

Well I haven’t experienced this level of disappointment since childhood.

That’s a fair assessment. However, I personally, am at my limit of awful things I’m able to carry around with me currently. Best I can muster is a “fuck this silly hat wearing asshole” at present.

Ah well good thing I don’t particularly give a shit what some guy in an (admittedly) awesome party hat thinks about me, as a vagina owner.

I refer to him as, “Voldemort lookin’ motherfucker”

I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.

That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.

Looks like that one in the background is next.

Combat on Atari 2600.

lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.

Colorado?

Secretary of Trichinella has a nice ring to it.

Goddamn, I love that speech every time I hear or read it.

Edit: unsaladed the thing.

You can just say cult. Like the Jonestown, Waco etc. kind. It’s ok, we’re all terrifyingly aware.

That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.

DEI turned me into a newt!

Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.

So going forward, I should keep my crimes under half an hour and it’s fine. Good to know.

However, drugs are mandatory for viewers.

Jesus he’s still alive?!