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NPa [he/him]

@ NPa @hexbear.net

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  • There are man-milking machines everywhere for those with eyes to see

  • This is like a henchman or a mook or something going "yeah boss, we're going to get rich after we kill this guy" meanwhile the henchman is getting minimum wage, no healthcare, and is five seconds away at all times from being dumped in a vat of acid for talking back to the villain

  • Mr Dånald Tråmp, I am begging you, please depose and extradite our terrible communist social demoncrat dictator Mette Maduro so we can experience true freedom for the first time. My family were peacefully farming five hundred thousand million mink on our ancestral lands, but due to the actions of the Covid Maniac Woke Occupied Government we lost everything (other than the billion kroner we were paid in compensation). PLease send delta force operators to the prime ministers palace immediately

  • I became hyper-sensitive to salt for several months, as a chef lmao, had to get my coworkers to season everything for me

  • Don't worry, you can just become a politician and be exempt, they need their privacy for national security reasons of course. And even if you get caught with 6000 images and 2500 video clips of CSAM you can just claim it's for research and get a few short months in jail.

  • The humble field mouse:

  • Evil Overlord Kim Jong-un ADMITS to RESPECTING the Geneva conventions regarding the use of landmines, like the barbaric despot he is.

  • Soldiers on the front line getting supply-dropped single bullets from drones because more transactions makes the GDP go up faster.

  • watching black hawk down and cheering every time an american gets owned

  • "This is not an error in the code, but an excessive accuracy of the training model. Her neural network recognized a statistical pattern according to which 10 to 15 percent of the value of each contract must be transferred to an unknown account in order for the project to be implemented at all.

    so the argument is that the AI picked up on the fact that every single government contract was 10 to 15% graft and corruption and started sending money into the void to keep with the tradition, or are they trying to say that someone coded it to send money to the coders private wallet any time there's a transaction? just sounds like elaborate performance art (also known as liberal politics)

  • I got food poisoning from Bún Thịt Nướng place in Hanoi and I would still go back to eat there tbh

  • Why didn't Putin just use the superior western tactics of indiscriminate civilian murder, is he stupid?

  • We will win the copium war or die trying

  • Ok I kinda respect the amount of delusional confidence. It's like getting fired and telling the boss "no actually YOU'RE fired and I get your office and your wife"