I use 2-3 squares of toilet paper to wipe and dry. I don’t want to run the electrical wires to hook up a fancy bidet with a hot air blower

For that to work some people have to get too much pressure. Your clean ass will have been built on the live lost to excessive bidet pressure.

Western values = killing anyone with darkly tanned skin naturally, spray tan is acceptable.

The key it to climb up on the roof at take a shit from there, then climb down and use the bidets.

No but their borscht is very good, if you order it to eat in they give you a big slice of any of their fresh baked breads (sunflower rye is the best one.)

Their cabbage rolls are pretty tasty and during summer they have a delicious pickle salad.

I wonder why he ended up with a bullet in his head.

It could also be the alcoholism.

There is a whole genre of pornography that is centered around a woman of questionable intelligence getting stuck in a washing machine/couch cushion/stair bannister/etc and then getting fucked by stepson/brother/cousin/father/random repairmam either to get them free or because they are unable to stop them.

It very much seems like a quasi acceptable rape fantasy that isn’t totally rape even though obviously it would be Rape.

Only if they marry Bobby Itch or Jim Wrought.

Ephemeral Pond IIII. I am named after my great grandfather.

It isn’t cutting the cable that is an issue, they splice in spying equipment into the cables

Can you put two rabbits inside? Now you have infinite rabbits. Profit?

You can cold soak rice to cut down on cooking time, it additionally helps break down things in brown rice to make it more digestible.

At least according to this site. https://www.chefsresource.com/can-you-cold-soak-rice/

That’s good to know. So everything after and including the ? is not needed?

The burnt toast is likely a mistaken reference to a Canadian Heritage Minute about an epileptic woman who smelled burnt toast when she had seizures. A pioneering neurosurgeon kept his patients awake while probing their exposed brain to find and burn out malfunctioning nerves. It is actually epilepsy not a stroke that the burnt toast thing is associated with, not that everyone with epilepsy smells burnt toast, that was just the famous one that most Canadians of a certain age will know.

Here it is for anyone curious. https://youtu.be/pUOG2g4hj8s

Edit: tracking bit removed from link.

I had a book of graffiti, one of them was described as an arrow written up a wall next to a urinal up to the ceiling where a message read “by the time you’ve read this message, you have pissed on your shoes.”

I expect a lot of criminals won’t even be charged with the crimes they openly commit. They are the part of the in group to which laws will not apply.

Some other post had a comment (to paraphrase) for women the best choice to at least somewhat stay safer is: don’t have sex with men, don’t date men, don’t have babies with men, don’t get married. It was called the B4 movement.

As a man who sees how bad it is going to be for women in the USA for 4 years or longer, I can’t disagree with the person. Though sexual assaults will go up as shitty rapists think they can’t get away with what their president got away with.

These were probably originally drawn from organs pulled out of cadavers and sketched or drawn while laid out on a table.

When we think of organs we think of them all separate like we see in books instead of the truth that they are all jammed together with no open space to see.

Maybe have the UCP leaders celebrate CO2 by crowding into a sealed room pumped full of this harmless non pollutant.