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The Grundler

Do you want vampires‽ Because this is how we get vampires!

A fun quirk of Orcish is that the word used for “to gather” translates more closely to “squabble”, because that is as congenial as they get when they gather together.

-Lærindale, the linguistic

🤷‍♂️ If the cowboy boot fits…

Thanks. Sometimes it is hard to differentiate between Uttar Pradesh and Texas by headlines alone.

There a real easy answer to that question. The reason they should say “hi” is because they want to. If they don’t want to, then by golly, they don’t have to. It’s as simple as that. Personally, I am not going to foist upon every rando on my block or in my apartment building, the burden of meaningless formalities just because I go to bed every night closer to them than 8 billion other folks’. I let them be so that they can get about with their busy day. That’s just plain considerate.

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Only if they say “hi” first. There’s no reason to engage if they don’t.

I like the two pairs of tweezers held prongs to palm as the bbq tongs. Or are they wishbones???

And the holding of a super stacked slider crosswise just by the fixings.

And the Escher-esqe arrangement of the kettle grill in the background, inside of which is placed a ginormous burger that has somehow migrated in front of the grillists elbow.

It was a surprise remainder after insurance. We had already paid the office visit copay at time of service.

We just got a second notice for a ≈$20 bill that had been paid 3 months ago.
The first notice 3 months ago was for a procedure that was done 7 months prior.

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That “qp” outline has to be an establishment’s logo, right? Otherwise, the forked scrotum and bifurcated torso it don’t make sense, anatomically. Distinguishable, yes, but puzzling otherwise.

Hell yeah! Sugar momma bought him a fancy watch. She does treat him so good.

I mean, both settings are part of the TWU

✋ Hear me out!:

Armored. Hyanide.

Vampires will still need an invitation. And no one ever checks a wolf’s passport anyway.

Fide president Arkadi Dvorkovitch said: “The principle is simple: it is still required to follow the official dress-code, but elegant minor deviations (that may, in particular, include appropriate jeans matching the jacket) are allowed.”

The Canadian tuxedo has been officially endorsed as proper attire.

Red: the blood of angry men.

Green: the blood reptilian healthcare CEO’s.

This is your annual reminder that Santa’s steeds as classically depicted are all Ladies. Male Caribou shed their antlers before Christmas. That’s right! The sleigh runs on girl power! Red One even paid homage to this fun fact this year.