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MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

@ MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown @fedia.io

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  • I choose violence

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  • Meþinks ðou doſt proteſt too much.

  • Anyone notice how all (well intentioned) advice for autistic people is just "mask harder"?

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  • Don’t mask harder 🙅‍♂️

    Mask smarter 👍

  • Workers who love ‘synergizing paradigms’ might be bad at their jobs

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  • We need to empower a multidisciplinary workgroup to establish a performative analysis of our process capabilities from a data driven perspective relative to this newly published benchmark.

  • If probability and statistics were required learning in school there would be far fewer gambling addicts

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  • We (at least used to) learn basic probabilities and averages (mean median, mode) in grade school. Maybe a little about distributions and deviations in the upper grades, but not greater statistical analysis unless you are in college prep courses.

  • Pastors gather in Oval Office to ‘pray for Donald Trump’ amidst Iran War

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  • To pray for Trump to suddenly grow a conscience, right???

  • What's the best thing made from potatoes?

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  • Taste is the second most important feature of Vodka in that it is not supposed to have one. The least important feature is whether it is made from potatoes or not. You can make vodka out of practically anything.

  • With Trump endorsement looming, Cornyn and Paxton prepare for “knife fight” in Senate runoff

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  • Nobody wins a knife fight

  • An identification key

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  • There’s a handy mnemonic for this:

    • DiploCOCcus CAUSEs gonerrhea
    • DiploDOcus DOesn’t

  • Looks fine to me

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  • All of the insurance company mascots have been locked in a Thunderdome-style arena for a to-the-death battle royale. Who's emerging victorious?

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  • Erin esurance, hands down.

  • If animals suddenly gained the ability to speak, how would it affect our society?

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  • Depends what you count as “animals”. Because if ants get the vote, then we are all now vassals of one of the supercolonies.

    For better or worse, relatively few animals live to the national voting age.

  • The cool smell of death 👍

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  • Awwww. I thought you meant the smell of death.

    Thank you for the chlorontent.

  • Any way to get the old tab design back?

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  • Is it just me, or do “hehe”, “hehehe”, and “hehehehe” mean different things?

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  • Thanks… Now you’ve got me thinking about /HAAW/.

  • Burger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’

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  • Gross

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown @fedia.io

    Is it just me, or do “hehe”, “hehehe”, and “hehehehe” mean different things?

  • Unhinged... I'm gonna start doing that

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  • I dunno, but there’s about to be one more.

  • Singing is just talking with more tone variations.

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  • Except free diving

  • restraint

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  • RIP Cave Johnson

  • me_irl

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  • Tbh, I don’t think they are heritable. They are more akin to mercenaries than property.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown @fedia.io

    What if we got Ea-Nasir wrong?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown @fedia.io

    Corn!👏 Corn!👏 Corn!👏

    imgur.com /a/rxGveIg
  • AssholeDesign @lemmy.world
    MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown @fedia.io

    There is a special place in hell for modern manufacturers of devices that have a USB-C port, but won’t charge from a modern USB-C charger.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown @fedia.io

    Does measles effect allergies?