@ MutantTailThing @lemmy.world
That walk with the cousins
I was supposed to get laid with my cousin, but then I didn't get high
That fivehead is on point.
Microsoft AI CEO puzzled that people are unimpressed by AI
As a matter of fact, it does.
AI CEO has to be one of the dumbest sounding bullshit job titles Ive heard in a good long while.
me_irl
Nope.
I went to a grocery store in the morning that I normally go to at night and they had dimmed lights, soft music, as well as no sounds coming from the cash registers
I too enjoy some goddamn peace and quiet.
Anti-masturbation DLC
These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?
Wise words
This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important
More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry
Calling all Dickheads!
Well, I had to check. All I can say is good fucking lord man.
Somewhere on a dark corner of the internet, someone is writing Moby Dick erotica right now.
I voted for Trump!
“I wish more of my bones were broken”
Refrigerator ads are finally here!
I fail to see a why a fridge would need a touchscreen in the first place. Like whats the reasoning?
POV:
Very unnerving picture
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TIL about skeuomorphisms
Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.
lotR has no theatrical edition. LotR needs no theatrical edition.
How do you beat post-work floppiness?
This is MADNESS
Seems a great many of you need this.
I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrid creatures.
you're untapped value
I’ve kinda been feeling like a rotisserie chicken myself lately ngl
A language like a set of building blocks.
auFgaben
Scheisse!
Recommended mobile apps for Lemmy?
I was supposed to get laid with my cousin, but then I didn't get high