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  • Trump says Putin agrees with him US should not have mail-in voting

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  • Just taking some notes on democracy from an actual fascist dictator. No biggie.

  • Is there an actor you can't stand? Do they have any exceptions?

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  • Tom Hanks is very likely a serial killer.

    I will not elaborate on this.

  • Russia Experts Worry Onetime KGB Agent, Now Murderous Dictator Putin Will Play Trump

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  • He will play trump like a balalaika.

  • Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’

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  • We know so little about the digestive systems of the undead.

  • Just need one lemon. The singles are huge.

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  • Lemon party 🎉

  • A Native American tribesman scalps an effigy of Adolf Hitler, 1940's

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  • Today snowflake conservatives would try to cancel him.

  • Adult sites are stashing exploit code inside racy .svg files

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  • Who would fall for that? .svg is the least sexy of all the image formats.

  • Don't Copy That Floppy

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  • I used to dream of having a datasette. All we had were two cartridges and whatever I could type in from books or magazines that I could barely read. At bedtime the C64 would be turned off and all would be lost.

    Try and tell the young people of today that and they won't believe you.

    (We did get a datasette eventually though).

  • US ambassador says UK would have lost WW2 with Keir Starmer as leader

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  • The us would have been fighting for the wrong side in WW2 with trump as leader.

  • Why do people wake up in the morning and then sit staring into space for about 20 minutes?

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  • Preparing mentally to sit and stare for 8 hours.

  • Path cleared for Canada to take part in Trump’s 'Golden Dome' missile shield

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  • Oh, an alliance with the united states, known for screwing over and extorting their allies? I wonder how that will go.

  • My wife put the shit pusher in the dish washer

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  • Forever unclean!

  • What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops?

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  • There is no such thing. At best, you'll do one courtesy wipe and hang the paper back.

  • Germany's far-right AfD hits 25% in poll, just behind conservatives | dpa international

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  • Get your fucking shit together Germany!

  • I wonder how many people throughout history have confused Eye Floaters with ghosts, UFOs, or other paranormal phenomena

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  • There must be people that mistake ghosts for eye floaters too, so it probably balances it out.

  • Rhino horns turned radioactive to fight poachers in South Africa

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  • Poacher Fighting Mutant Rhinos! Poacher Fighting Mutant Rhinos! Poacher Fighting Mutant Rhinos!

    Pachyderm Superior!

    Horny Power!

  • Removed Locked

    Search just got smarter. Google AI Mode brings mood-aware results, voice context memory, and visual discovery tools that feel more human than machine.

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  • Great, so if you don't find what you're searching for, you can search again but angrier and you'll get different results.

  • Netanyahu’s son claims Joe Rogan refused to have father on his show: ‘Years of antisemitic propaganda’

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  • Broken clock.

  • Sips tea

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  • I should call her.